Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 20, 2023

Work on your timing wiz.

Make sure to remember what you did before the snow comes.

Then again we did not get any snow, other than a few flurries, in the area that I live in. I would have liked at least one good snow fall.

I bought a used Ski Doo, I walked home more than I rode home! Took a 1000 pulls to get that D*** thing started!

It will almost certainly take longer than until next winter to build a factory, buy materials, and hire and train workers before the first snowmobile rolls off the line.

Perhaps the wiz can shift the earth’s axis back to indirect light.

It was a snow job.

Some days, it’s just snow use, Wiz.

Better still, he could have invented fires in the fireplace, comfy overstuffed chairs, hot chocolate and good books. Or at least take advantage of them and be thankful for them. Seriously. The Count ❤️ winter!

It’ll be a big hit…next Winter.

Now to invent something to keep people cool during the warmer weather!

A snowmobile? It will be foot-propelled, like the Flintstone’s roadster.

You couldn’t pick a better day to invent a snowmobile than on the very first day of Spring.

Happy Spring Equinox, everybody.

Happy first partial day of Spring.

By my estimation, temperatures will remain cold for a few weeks, with some warm sprinkled in, before spring fully sets in.

This is the day for a Sea-doo.

This isn’t the warm reception Wiz was looking for.

I’m glad that spring arrives today; now, someone needs to send Mother Nature the memo.

Mr Bombardier might question your claim!

Aaaackk! Isn’t it always the way?

“Day Late, Dollar Short”

North Texas weather.

That happens every Spring. Except for every few years, when we have a blizzard in Spring time. Maybe this year!!

Too late, wizard. The snow has melted. Anyway, the winter is not far for most of the european countries. Down here in eastern world, we enjoy the winters without the snowmobile and suffer the sweltering heat.

I bought two snowmobiles last year. This winter all of the snow we got combined wouldn’t add up to a foot.

Totally worth it.

I didn’t have to get my snow shovel out once this winter

David? You can have ALL the snow in my area.

Too little, too late.

Story of my life.

My home here on the “North Coast”, AKA Great Lakes, had its first 3 in or greater snowfall in one day since last March. A lot of people around here are flaming the snowplow contractors they paid in advance for the season to plow only if there were 3 inches or more of snow.