“Monet is always there but the owners change; it is not in the same owner after a change, and that is all there is to say about Monet.” Gertrude Stein actually said that about “Money.” But by this time Monet works are marveled at mostly for their astonishing high prices. They hang on museum walls, or in private art collections as valued commodities, closely guarded, as human generations fade away. If Art had self-awareness, it must be amused.
BigBoy over 1 year ago
Monet, Monet, That’s what you lost.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
that will leave a bad impression on him!
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
He must have a bad case of Degas.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Did he pay in fake Monet??!!
Little Caesar over 1 year ago
“Last week he took all my Monet, and it may sound funny, But I come to get my Monet back”
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
Oh my van gosh! But that’s what happens, when you Dalí too long on the toilet…
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“Monet is always there but the owners change; it is not in the same owner after a change, and that is all there is to say about Monet.” Gertrude Stein actually said that about “Money.” But by this time Monet works are marveled at mostly for their astonishing high prices. They hang on museum walls, or in private art collections as valued commodities, closely guarded, as human generations fade away. If Art had self-awareness, it must be amused.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Show me the Monet.
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
Just the mention of water and I have the urge to go. Senior Bladder moments to remember.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Good one!
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Monet painted water lillies?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
What a blooming idiot…
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Boooo, Scott.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He just went, but he’s got to Gauguin.
Lotus over 1 year ago
This pun is tres shallow. I can see right through its Vermeer
uniquename over 1 year ago
The art of the pun.
phillip w over 1 year ago
Funny
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
Would someone hold my water lilies while I water the lilies?
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Being April fools day, at first I thought it was going somewhere with the “water” theme…
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Sorry, kid, too busy. Aaw, it’s only for a couple of monets.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Never do business with anyone who doesn’t offer a Monet back guarantee.
T... over 1 year ago
Thanks Scott, clever and funny…
rwh2 over 1 year ago
Monet makes the world go round.
rwh2 over 1 year ago
“I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.”— Claude Monet
Bilan over 1 year ago
MOMA is having a garage sale??? I hope Starry Night is still available.
iggyman over 1 year ago
His VanGogh went!
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
can you hang on to this for me? i’ll be braque in a sec…
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Did you hear about the famous artist heist? the cops caught up with them, tho, cuz they didn’t have enough monet to buy degas to make the van gogh….
PAR85 over 1 year ago
Doesn’t matter since he probably bought a fake Monet with his real money.
MissyTiger over 1 year ago
He left quite the impression.
arthurhoule over 1 year ago
No loss. Monet can’t buy you happiness.
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is he tired? Why does he need a room for a rest?