Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 08, 2023

Fortunately i never had to deal with a sister just a older brother. Which was bad enough.

let them solve it…

in the Thunderdome

Give Wedgies, read the brief. HA HA

sure, Zoe

A Macedonian gal I knew told me that according to ancestral custom and as the oldest child, she had responsibility over her two younger siblings. She sounded like she wasn’t thrilled about it.

She already has the rights that are important, the right to be safe in one’s own home, and to be nourished physically and emotionally. Anything else pales in comparison.

I had a teacher in high school who would say, “Your right to punch me in the nose ends where my nose begins”. Same goes for wedgies…, her right to give them ends where Hammie’s (we’ll say ‘waistband’) begins.

As an oldest child myself, I could have sympathized with her

Quite a few pages there, Zoe!

Oldest child does not “request”. Just take!

If iwere wanda I’d say this conversation is over!!!

Every second born child knows that there’s no need for a contract.

That’s what wedgies are all about – the ‘briefs’, or panties in a girls case. Yes they have a similar effect.

Zoe is really putting an effort in being the perfect image of an older sister for Hammie.

Perhaps no wedgie repercussions from the parents, but allowing Hammie to dole out and wedgie repercussions…could be interesting to watch.

“You don’t screw the Roommate Agreement, the Roommate Agreement screws you!” – Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”

Sometimes, (like, all the time) Zoe is worthy of Hammie’s best. To the moon, Alice…

Seeing the word “panties” reminded me of the wonderful Jimmy Stewart movie “Anatomy of a Murder.” There is a funny courtroom scene where that word comes into play. Great movie! As to Zoe, gotta give her A for effort but we all know her “brief” is dead in the water. :)

A lawyer in the making.

“Isn’t that rights, privileges AND RESPONSIBILITIES?”

Yep, we’ll discuss it over a nice bowl of shredded brief.

No, Zoe, we’ll talk about it NOW and you’re not going to like what you hear.

Getting a little full of yourself Zoe?

No wonder Hammie stripped down yesterday. It’s the only way to be wedgie-proof.

Privileges and rights should be earned by behavior, not by how many days of life one has accrued.

Haha! XD

No, Zoe. We’ll talk now and the discussion will be short.

“No to all requests.”