Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 05, 2023

That last thing Wiz said is another thing Tim Taylor would say followed by a big grunt.

What kind of fun is that*?

*using wizardry

Actually that’s my least favorite part. Even though the old deck may be flimsy and rickety there is always some section that are still solid and you gotta put real muscle into swinging the sledgehammer! Furthermore there are always rusty nails loose and falling out as you carry the old wood to the garbage bin! You can’t leave rusty nails for the owners to step on them! I would much rather be swinging a lighter hammer building the new deck

I wish I had a wand that worked. A mouse is great, but still…

This arc is too much like watching renovations on TV, which is like watching paint dry.

“tear down”…or in Wiz’s case the “blow up!”

Oops! Get out the new house plans.

Will this story line be continued tomorrow?

Get the insurance company on the phone. This will not end well.

I reckon it’s wreckin’ time, Wiz?

cool! can I watch? :D

I want to borrow Wiz"s wand. I have all of the deck boards to replace this year.

Demo Day is a fun day.

The Wiz has been working hard lately, and he feels he deserves a raze.

I knew he would use magic!

OK, Let me see if I’ve got this right: Wiz has a spell for tearing down the deck, but not for fixing, or improving the deck. He must’ve been asleep during that portion of wand and spell training. Of course, this whole household is a very un-wizard like abode. I mean, no magic brooms or pots doing their thing freeing the wizard to save the world.

There’s a wizard in Chicago who’ll do it for a reasonable rate.-

Mind the falling debris!

You sound like HGTV

Funny how so many remodeling shows have the general contractor stating that it’s his favorite day: Demo Day!

Little children love to pop bubbles. The Wiz is a kid at heart.

Come and do mine next.:)

Somehow I feel that the Wiz is not up to the task and it will end in a predictable disaster ala Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Better have Al Borland in the wings to wrest victory from the clutches of defeat! ;-p

And speaking of Trex Deck, Happy First Contact Day.__\\// LLAP