Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 07, 2023

Marigold is Jesus confirmed?

Inspired? Nah! Entertained? Absolutely!

So maybe a Unicorn On-Demand service?

“Try to remember the famous men,

Who had to fall to rise again,

Then pick yourself up, dust yourself down,

And start all over again!"

Ginger Rogers

Very inspirational?

2nd panel I was waiting for “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”!

Those 2 have an odd way of having fun sometimes!

Mari, my cat flops more dramatically than you do.

A floppy unicorn? 3", 3.5", 5.25" or 8"?

“…practicing my dramatic flopping.” So, Marigold plays soccer in her spare time?

That’s already a very cute way to flop over.

And, while you’re at it. let’s falsify a few insurance claims.

“I get knocked down, but I get up again”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf0Amcgxot8

Everybody do the Flop!

I have a theory: Dana doesn’t like Catholicism. She replaced holy hymns with lyrics of narcissism during Advent, she made a unicorn version of St. Patrick who’s friendly with snakes, and now this. Seriously, I get that Catholicism goes against lots of your beliefs, but there’s no need to bash us on unfounded grounds. There is a plethora of reasons we’re against the actions of certain groups, but that doesn’t mean we hate the people who support those groups. I don’t like making up words to justify myself, but I want to make a point by saying that this strip is very Cathlophobic. lf you think I’m overreacting and making up stupid words to make myself look superior, think about how others from certain groups have labeled others merely for standing for what is right and just without so much as harming anyone.

Maybe borrow Rarity’s fainting couch.

Inspired people laugh like crazy.

Everypony do the flop!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6sHAE6UczU

“Oh Vic, I’ve fallen.”

Marigold is a flop as a flopper.

Came here to say the same. This comic really sheds light on the mentality and behaviour of soccer stars.

grr

James Harden right here