Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 14, 2023

You’re going to need a playlist to keep everyone straight on who they are. And their relationship to everyone else.

I’m trying to chart all that out for the family tree. Now, which ex-husband is Antarctica’s brother?

His mother goes through men faster than a cold sufferer goes through tissues.

This plot has more twists than a bag of pretzels!

More twists than a decades old Waring blender. Yoicks and away!

Speaking as a lover of natural disasters I am greatly offended and in the highest of dudgeon!!

It wouldn’t be a plot tsunami, it would be a plot tornado!

Because tornados are called ‘twisters’ and a plot twist…

Nevermind…

wow…storms in the making

I’m gonna need some space on the whiteboard to chart this one out!

Well, he’s out of the way…now what?

JOE: Are those real tears or a tattooed indication that you’ve killed people? Either way, they’ve killed my desire for you, baby.

“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.” (Groucho Marx)

May Abby’s adventures be never ending

Kinda hoping Johnny comes back and impersonates Joe. A bit warped, I know.

Plot plod plink.

Repeat.