Pickles by Brian Crane for April 20, 2023

Opal you’re over reacting just a tad don’t you think ?

Opal can’t be happy unless she’s making Earl’s life a living hell.

He looks a lot younger.

What’s good for the goose is also good for the gander

My ex girlfriend was similar. She would get all shy around me every time after I either shaved or got a haircut. she would stay that way until we made love.

If YOU feel uncomfortable in your marital bed Opal, which is just as much Earl’s as yours, then you can choose to sleep on the sofa bed but it’s hardly fair to banish a man to the couch just bc he shaved his own face! I’m pretty sure if I ever said anything so silly my guy would just laugh at me lol

Who could it be? Believe it or not, it’s just me.

She should sleep on the couch.

And just how is this more uncomfortable than sleeping in the same bed as someone with a blue moustache?

Opal: Not inclined to be a Swinger, obviously.

Opal, he’s still the one you “love and adore” right?!

If you put a wig on Earl he would look identical to Opal.

One in three odds that Earl is capping.

Get a white band-aid and stick it there.

She’ll be over it in a couple of days.

She might find it a turn on, she can even try calling him Jeff or Mike

Time for Opal to get a neurological evaluation. My great grandmother began to say there was a strange man in the house. It was her husband of 60+yrs.

A Win-Win for Earl.

Take the SOFA Earl……. You’re better OFF

So there is a plus to this for Earl. He should have shaved his mustache years ago.

Hey Opel, doesn’t Earl sleep with you and your moustache?

Then YOU sleep on the couch, Opal!

She’s being faithful to the Earl she knows.

I slept with my late husband whether or not he had a mustache.

Oh, good grief! With the lights turned off, she shouldn’t even notice him looking different, since she wouldn’t see him.

She’s the Wife from Hades, in so many ways.

Does Roscoe now get more bed area? : )

Opal is unbendable….wonder how she would feel if she came home with purple hair and Earl would sleep in the same bed with her?

He looks 10 years younger to me.

Opal loves the mustache more than Earl ?

To be fair, how can Opal go for a " mustache ride " if there is no mustache there?

Pretend he’s a “new” boyfriend.

Why are they still married?

If Opal would shave hers, then they both would look the same.

Ever faithful.

He also looks much younger without the mustache. That might be the problem.

Go for it Opal, he’s looking kinda hot!

I’ve often toyed with the idea to shave off my beard, mustache and hair (what’s left of it), I don’t know what kind of reaction my wife may have. I’m not sure if she’ll accept me just for my keen wit and intelligence so I’m not going to give up my rugged, good looks just yet! ;-p

He’s never been without a mustache sine she’s known him?

Earl looks 20 years younger now.

I guess he can then go and start dating, until mustache is back?

Is it me or does Earl and Opal look a lot alike now?

Then YOU sleep on the sofa….

Just go to bed and face the other way.

I wonder if it felt wrong to sleep with him when she kicked Earl out of bed every other time.