Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 17, 2023

Norm!

All he needs to do to stop drinking is dry off his beak… Works every time on mine.

I think he means that he slurps.

If someone sets a drink like this in front of him, it only takes one little sip and and he keeps on going.

I don’t have anything funny to say, so I’ll just say… it seems those things have been around for a long time!

I can remember a time as a kid, that I had no clue what they were and what it was for… but it was fun to watch.

Oh, I love those drinking birds. Don’t have one right now…our hard water clogs them right up.

Norm’s drinking problem will go away if only he can sit through just one meeting without drinking

I bet he’s fun at bobbing for apples?…

That’s not quite how those meetings start, but close.

Keep doing that, Norm, and you are going to have a peeing problem.

Take away his bucket. Voila!

It seems like Norm is always on a bender.

For his species, constant drinking is the norm.

For a particular reason:

“I’m just a kid again, doing what I did again, singing a song,

When the red, red robin comes bob, bob bobbin’ along.”

( bobbin’ for the ear worm …! )

Bob, bob, bobbing along … ♪

Very clever!

He had a brother named Al, but since they separated, they haven’t been NormAl.