Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 03, 2023

Puck the Pussycat Poultry Pilferer. The cutest catburglar ever!

I think “Quicker than Puck into a chicken bucket!” is a phrase which should be used whenever appropriate, and widely at that!

Poll: would you eat at chicken hut?

Guess what!

❤️ Elvis pressed against the glass in panel 1.

Not their first choice, but still very acceptable.

Puck: “Oh yes!! Just what I wanted.”

Guess What – Chicken Hut- is a good name!

Hey, you bringing in chicken? Fine, just don’t sleep on the job.

Yes, you can get a zoom in. His name’s Puck and he forgot to zoom out with his prize!

I can hear the growls from here, should anyone try to pry it out of his little paws!

Yay for Puck in the chicken bucket!

KFC = Kats’s Favourite Chicken ;-)

Can confirm, I’m the bucket of chicken

Twitter from Dr. Scuttles:

A Scorpio moon eclipse draws near. If that does not agitate the Cryptids into nighttime wanderings nothing will.

They’ll be in terrible moods, though. People will likely be as well. An eclipse in Scorpio.

Ohhhhhhh YEAH!!!! CHIIIIIICKEN!!!!!!! You came home a hero, Man! Guess what?! CHICKEN HUT! ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪

When it comes to turkey or chicken, cats tend to act like they tracked and killed it themselves. My cats certainly do.

Mmmm… Me want drumstick.

Definitely.., legs & thighs with extra fries.

In Memory of Gordon Lightfoot: Carefree Highway

Picking up a bucket from the Guess What Chicken Hut

It makes me want to get right up and dance,

Puck is there without a care, there’s plenty to go around

He wouldn’t steal unless he got the chance.

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Carefree kitties on the take home box

Carefree kitties have a drumstick for lunch

Puck is really quite a sight

As he dances with delight

Carefree kitties on the take home, on the take home box

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Kibble is delicious, ham and bacon are sublime,

But sometimes you need a change of pace

Guess What Chicken Hut can be just the thing

Some things you just never can replace!

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Carefree kitties on the take home box

Carefree kitties have a drumstick for lunch

Puck is really quite a sight

As he dances with delight

Carefree kitties on the take home, on the take home box.

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Picking up a bucket from the Guess What Chicken Hut

Cat does not live by ham alone,0Puck is there with Elvis, there’s plenty to go around

He wouldn’t steal unless he got the chance.

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Carefree kitties on the take home box

Carefree kitties have a drumstick for lunch

Puck is really quite a sight

As he dances with delight

Carefree kitties on the take home, on the take home box.

“Guess What?”

“Chicken Hut” – kind of catchy in it’s own way.

My cats would never eat fried chicken. They stay away from a lot of people food and are very persnickety, but they love their Wellness complete Chicken and Salmon! Most canned or dry food was eventually tossed away, but I have a kibble they like, and this stuff, they love.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Lupinium: As a palate cleanser, my tumbling class and I wishA to present you with a selection of amuse bouche.

Elvis-Anum: Do I smell bacon-wrapped ham?

Lupinium: I don’t know, but it’s definitely there. As well as honey-glazed ham.

Puckmosis: Is it Xanadu honey-glazed ham?

Lupinium: Absolutely. Only the best.

Beatrixia: And it looks like we have fresh cream with a fresh tomato.

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: And I have a feeling I know who procured the cream. But they’ll never tell.

Why aren’t brand names ever as fun in real life as in comics. Guess What Chicken Hut definitely competes with Cocoa Boops for my favorite in Breaking Cat News!

Huzzah! The Peoples’ shoes are saved.

I love how quick Puck is – not only did he steal a drumstick, he got the lid back on the bucket. My two won’t touch people food at all.

Ah yes, fried chicken, one of the great ways to feed your cats too much fat, oil, and little bones they can choke on. Add in the mashed potatoes with the dairy needed to make them and you are looking at a mass gastroenteritis epidemic in the big pink house on the hill.

Love it when kitties stand up in the window because they’re so interested in what’s outside.

Im not sure they could be happier

Hmmm under siege by 3 cats. Next time this story line gets updated ….. the people willl be in real trouble.

Honestly, I’m surprised I haven’t heard of an actual restaurant with that exact name, using that exact marketing slogan. You’d think it’d write the adverts themselves with that. :P

OT: Reunited…

Sure, quantum phenomena are fascinating, but scientists should really be researching how pets get into food the moment our backs are turned.

How’d Pucky snag that chicken leg so fast? The lid’s still in place!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! You sure came through, Man.

It’s a small detail, but I love that the Man is responsibly throwing out the plastic wrapper immediately rather than leaving it to be chewed on by cats who smell chicken on it (or cats who just chew on plastic like they don’t enjoy having unblocked insides).

Ooohh! I wonder what it smells like? =) (NO SPOILERS HERE!!!)

Puck could use an extra leg.

There was a place in NH that was called “The Chicken Hut”. Awesome chicken, too, until the owners retired.

OT: Cat feeding disappeared

We had a Chicken Delight. Don’t cook tonight, call Chicken Delight.

Lupin’s right there at the bucket and yet Puck beats him to the chicken. Proves how fast Puck really is.

Puck, who does not compete, is once again the winner.

I don’t think anyone has mentioned the BCN calendar. It’s May! And Sophie is The Magician, in her wrestling costume with a paper towel cardboard core in one hand, the wand with a toy fish in the other, a bone-handled knife on the floor next to her, an infinity sign over her head, and a belt of a snake biting its tail, among other things.