Herman by Jim Unger for May 10, 2023

How about see no evil?

Doc just needs a fat penetrating stethoscope.

“So you were once ‘The Pillsbury Dough Boy’? Quite a muffin-top you have there!”

better hearing aids?

It’s hard to hear problems through all these layers of fat.

[Hmm … I guess that is a problem.]

Guy is ‘over-insulated’ in case of a bad winter.

You might see some problems if he steps on the scale

WOW I don’t remember giving them permission to post my “after” picture at the doctors.

I know there’s a heart in there, way back there deep in the chest cavity…

Seems like you’d want to keep the cash cow alive for awhile longer…

I went to an old doctor, now deceased, for many years who would remove his hearing aids to listen with the stethoscope.

The profile view of Dunlop’s Disease.

“…. unless you count the fact I can’t hear a heartbeat either.”

It’s a good sign that his heart must be beating because he is standing up.

The saddest part is that you actually see people with that physique…