She’s never satisfied. You give her an inch, and she’ll want a foot.
A foot you say?? Move aside young man!!!
They’re going to get into a protracted debate over this.
don’t try to protract her!
We’ll soon see if his story measures up.
She’s just trying to approach this from the right angle.
If he claims to have a good foot in length, she should just let it slide.
I’ll side with the protractor. He seems more well-rounded.
You are only a 6 inch ruler. The foot long rulers are in higher demand.
Rulers aren’t “long lines”. Yardsticks are closer to the mark. And he doesn’t even meet ’er half way.
Why is the protractor on a bed? What’s about to happen?
I guess the protractor has a different angle on the situation!
Good story arc Scott. Just need an Abacus to settle this.
Give ‘em an inch and they think they’re a ruler.
Where did he meter?
They’ll come to agreement by degrees.
Yes, but were they imperial rulers or the new fangled metric ones.
I heard that they are not making 12” rulers any longer
If you research inch by inch, you’ll find measured yards of info that can lead to a discovery….
This is turning into a rather in-tenths conversation.
What’s your angle?
And me? My ancestry is in farming. We’ve been pro-tractor for generations.
Rim shot. Hey – yesterday was an absolute gem!
https://www.theguardian.com/science/commentisfree/2015/may/24/business-genetic-ancestry-charlemagne-adam-rutherford
A long line of rulers?…or a line of long rulers??
Maybe incest would keep the curved ruler ancestry going in a circle.
It’s imperial lineage too.
Straight line … shortest distance and all that. But I’m on the fence if worm holes in space are the straight scoop.
They should be smart enough to figure it out since they are both graduated.
Their grandfather was an abacus!
That is very clever and cute…
And he measures in inches, which are Imperial measurements. Not like that common, metric riff-raff.
I believe this calls for a measured response.
Don’t give an inch.
otforever over 1 year ago
She’s never satisfied. You give her an inch, and she’ll want a foot.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
A foot you say?? Move aside young man!!!
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
They’re going to get into a protracted debate over this.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
don’t try to protract her!
TonysSon over 1 year ago
We’ll soon see if his story measures up.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
She’s just trying to approach this from the right angle.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
If he claims to have a good foot in length, she should just let it slide.
Bilan over 1 year ago
I’ll side with the protractor. He seems more well-rounded.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
You are only a 6 inch ruler. The foot long rulers are in higher demand.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
Rulers aren’t “long lines”. Yardsticks are closer to the mark. And he doesn’t even meet ’er half way.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Why is the protractor on a bed? What’s about to happen?
iggyman over 1 year ago
I guess the protractor has a different angle on the situation!
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Good story arc Scott. Just need an Abacus to settle this.
kucpa Premium Member over 1 year ago
Give ‘em an inch and they think they’re a ruler.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Where did he meter?
cdward over 1 year ago
They’ll come to agreement by degrees.
DamnHappyChappy over 1 year ago
Yes, but were they imperial rulers or the new fangled metric ones.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I heard that they are not making 12” rulers any longer
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
If you research inch by inch, you’ll find measured yards of info that can lead to a discovery….
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This is turning into a rather in-tenths conversation.
Seth down over 1 year ago
What’s your angle?
ewbank over 1 year ago
And me? My ancestry is in farming. We’ve been pro-tractor for generations.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rim shot. Hey – yesterday was an absolute gem!
prrdh over 1 year ago
https://www.theguardian.com/science/commentisfree/2015/may/24/business-genetic-ancestry-charlemagne-adam-rutherford
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
A long line of rulers?…or a line of long rulers??
Sir Davecelot over 1 year ago
Maybe incest would keep the curved ruler ancestry going in a circle.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
It’s imperial lineage too.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Straight line … shortest distance and all that. But I’m on the fence if worm holes in space are the straight scoop.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
They should be smart enough to figure it out since they are both graduated.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
Their grandfather was an abacus!
T... over 1 year ago
That is very clever and cute…
Daeder over 1 year ago
And he measures in inches, which are Imperial measurements. Not like that common, metric riff-raff.
SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago
I believe this calls for a measured response.
cwg over 1 year ago
Don’t give an inch.