Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 21, 2023

They would have gotten out of jury duty if they were Trump’s type.

TFG will be clueless till the end.

How about all those women you assaulted, YOU were not their type but you still did it.

Come on, Jack, what’s holding up the big-time show?

I’ll leave a comment when I quit gagging…..

I watched a video the other day of him being interviewed. He said that that woman(that just won a $5M judgement) wasn’t “his type” .

They showed him a picture of him and others. He identified a woman in it as his ex-wife. It was the woman that he assaulted.

I’m guessing that she is his type if he couldn’t distinguish between her and his ex.

Why would any woman vote for him?

The Orange Baboon might look better in an orange prison uniform!!

There’s a book called “Post-Truth” by the philosopher Lee McIntyre that tries to explain what is going on, but no index entry for “gaslighting”. TFG does get many mentions.

So this is what the Republicans consider to be leadership qualities?

Should be some Depends riding up in the back.

He wouldn’t be hitting out of the bunker. Foot wedge out or just throwing the ball on the green.

“And he thinks he looks good to you.”

“Why Don’t You Like Me”, Frank Zappa

It appears, to me, that Trudeau’s depiction of 45 has grown increasingly ugly… But you listen to the ravings of 45 and realize 45 himself has grown increasingly ugly.

Drawing error: Trump never hits out of the sand; he takes gimmies from there

And some people still want this Russian Owned and Operated Treasonous Sex Pervert and Rapist as “president”???

Mr. Trudeau: The 5th-panel plumber butt was really unnecessary. For our sake, not his.

What? Women sit on juries? What’s next? They’re gonna want to vote; own property; stop wearing heels in the kitchen? It’ll never end…

You know it’s bad when Trff is the voice of reason.

How I despise Agent Orange and his filthy, nazti, napalm personality.

So his defense is he only rapes women who are his type.

The deplorables are still ‘on board’.

What kind of insanely horrible person must you BE if you’re accused of rape and you don’t say “I would never do that.” Instead you say, “She’s not my type.”

Isn’t that an admission that you DO rape people who ARE your type?

Yet again we’re left with the odd inference that a guy who IIRC committed genocide (Trff) is somehow “morally superior” to Trump. But it’s just a comic strip and I should really just relax.

I thought Stormy was pretty cute

‘rump is a vile and despicable specimen. It’s bad enough that our existence is fouled by his presence…and having his pathetic bleatings parroted by every outlet in existence is torture. But having him become POTUS was evidence of the decline of civilization.

I can’t but wonder what it’s like being Melania………………

Ok, maybe it’s just me….

Trump says Stormy is not his type.

Trump pays Stormy to keep quiet.

If she’s not his type, then what would she have had to keep quiet about?

Do any of his followers ever follow anything to a logical conclusion??

Never mind, I just answered my own question.

Trudeau really loves sticking it to that Trump guy. He must work there.

For all his blessings and faults. Ex-President Trump is entertaining. Even if he is not even involved in the creation of the entertainment.

When the Access Hollywood video was played I thought that it would be the torpedo that would sink the Trump campaign. Then I saw a woman, at a Trump rally, holding a sign that said “Hey Trump grab this”. At that point I knew that The Donald had dodged any negative blowback.

With the body and talents of Ms. Daniels, what man is looking at her face?

We still see enough of ’rump’s face all over the news but having to see his butt crack is a step too far.

I have so many words for this whatever he is. None printable here

Does anyone besides me kind of miss the avatars that GT used to use for Presidents? I wonder what avatar he might use to represent the orange caligula.

Bill, the drawing was necessary to symbolically illustrate that Trump can be defeated by showing the crack in his armor.

trump 2024

That is precisely how the guy thinks. I could maybe see it if he had done something positive for women, but he hasn’t. His court appointments have cost us our human rights, his tax cuts raised the debt massively, and his administration certainly did nothing to help anybody not already rich.

Hey Garry, please come up with an icon for this guy so I don’t have to look at his mug anymore. One suggestion, a bag of fertilizer.??

Ummm. Is Gary giving the MAGA crowd credence in that Trump hasn’t done anything wrong? That it’s simply the woke mob indicting and convicting him with made-up evidence, cooked up by the deep-state swamp? Tell me it isn’t so!

Why are his Depends not showing? No one wants to see that crack!

Then there are the sheep like all 9f you, who vote foe an 80 year old Dementia patient, who does?as he is told, ruins the economy, causes undo inflation, and prices our children and grandchildren from ever owning a home.And you also believe every OOS charge against the man.Two impeachment?No convictions?What is the left afraid of?I know this may be quite hard for most of you..But think for once!

In the E. Jean Carroll case, Rump never tumbled to the notion that “I only rape women who are my type” is not the best possible defense to a sexual assault charge.

The first two panels describe HIM to a T.

That question has been asked at least a billion times!

Well remember we are talking about Republican women here.. Watch them when their husbands get caught fooling around and they are standing next to the hubby while he says the devil made him do it and god forgives him. They always have that deer caught in the headlights look! lol

“Not my type”, but you mistook her for Marla Maples in an old photo? Suuuure, bro.

After two Trump Sunday strips in a row, even I’m starting to wonder if Trudeau is ever going to feature Biden in a strip. He’s under no obligation to do so, of course, I’m only wondering about it, that’s all. If he has featured Biden and I’ve simply overlooked it, well, bad me. :-|

They will take one look at #TyrannosaurusRump and say they know why he has to Pay women to spend time with his “Mushroom”.

Trump lives in an entirely binary world. People he likes are gold-plated demi-gods; people he doesn’t like are sub-human troglodytes. Of course, people get reassigned from one category to another with all the logic of a coin-flip.

If Trump were walking the streets without an entourage or money, he’d soon be under observation as a public ward. Can you imagine the psychological evaluation interview?

It’s actually not uncommon for predators to target women they claim to find unattractive – to certain types of men, the hatred they feel toward women is what turns them on in the first place. And of course it gives them an easy defense afterwards.

Stormy is suing him again for not shutting up.

The DA is failing…

Sadly,there are still a lot of women who don’t like themselves very much