Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 28, 2023

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    In gun we trust.

    sigh.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Apparently the survival kit is the way to get Soylent Green.

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    braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Absolute proof that more guns make us safer.

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    Jingles  over 1 year ago

    landlord says any firearm discharge or use of a knife/blade to cut/stab/etc immediate ban/evict. thank god i kept the bojitsu staff, the baseball bat, chimney brick, phillips screwdriver, and quart jug of pure sulphuric acid. thinking about buying a “pistol” mini-crossbow. democrats are so naive.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    is wiley american?

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    How cynical; cruel, but fair.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    There are MREs in with the ammo; Meals Rejected by Eritreans.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pretty much sums it up. We won’t help with food or medical costs, but dang-nab-it, we will protect that gun “ah-hyuck!”

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    A Common 'tator  over 1 year ago

    I’m a little confused… Are all the above comments cynical, ironic or true?

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    CPJeeBee  over 1 year ago

    Pretty hard to kill multiple children in a few seconds with a baseball bat at a distance.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  over 1 year ago

    Too real, too real.

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    Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The ‘Jingles’ comment is bizarre. Not the rubbish about all of the ‘weapons’ they own but that the landlord needs to articulate that you are not allowed to discharge a firearm or cut/stab either (presumably it includes furnishings but not meals). I doubt that I have ever leased a property that would allow either and allow me to remain as a lessee.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yep. The perfect American present; no matter the occasion.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    As a spokesman for the Guns Over People party, I approve this message. /s

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    jbmlaw01  over 1 year ago

    Only in Chicago or sanctuary cities.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I went to a picnic and most people my age are Republican. I just keep my mouth shut as I am outnumbered. But hunting with an AR-15 is a good thing, I’m told. How bad a hunter are you? What’s next – RPGs for deer!!

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    cmerb  over 1 year ago

    Are those A R 15 ’s I wonder ?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s the American way

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    bobpeters61  over 1 year ago

    Why don’t pro-Putin Republicans trade in their AR-15s for AK-47s?

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    jpgrego  over 1 year ago

    Oh Jingles, you don’t understand the concept of irony, do you?

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    kate  over 1 year ago

    “American”…Is it a members only club?

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    Guayo1  over 1 year ago

    Why are people against abortion? Cause is more fun to kill them when they are grown up.

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    MS72  over 1 year ago

    I thought it was going to be cash.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    In some countries this comic might be a laugh at the seeming absurdity of it. In this country it is becoming a way of living – depending on which end of the gun one is facing.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    On this day, prayers for the fallen, the injured, their caretakers, their families, and thanks for their dedication to the oath they swore to uphold.

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    happyinvenice23  over 1 year ago

    Morning Wiley, you forgot to put tattoo’s all over their dumb as-.

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    C’mon guys …. Feed That Troll .. it’s what he lives for.

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    Masterskrain  over 1 year ago

    Remember folks, THIS is the weekend we remember the ORIGINAL AND REAL MEMBERS OF ANTIFA…The U.S. Military.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sooooo, love thy neighbor is out of the question? I think not. I miss the days when people wanted to prove how good they are. Now people need to prove how “bad” they are.

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    jdalco  over 1 year ago

    Must be Europeans, Americans would be hunting for food.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Typical.

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    Diat60  over 1 year ago

    Would your landlord also object to my rolling pin?

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    NickelAlloy  over 1 year ago

    I only see 5 guns total- is that going to be enough?

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sigh…

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    mareilb  over 1 year ago

    This strip almost made me cry, it was so accurate. And “Jingles” commented that he thanked God that he kept other dangerous items since his landlord banned guns & knives. Meanwhile, God said to “seek peace and pursue it.”

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    After they take away the guns, they will switch to grenade launchers. Or clubs

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    DarkHorseSki  over 1 year ago

    Looks like a great kit!

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    Free or Not? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    These must be the Biden Guns he is giving to prolong the war in the Ukraine. Endless war…the hallmark of the democrat party.

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    zenyattafan  over 1 year ago

    Ain’t it the truth.

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    Mr.doom  over 1 year ago

    I already have my survival kit, food, and water. What I need is a gun to protect myself from the roaming predators who would kill me to get it.

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    SamReeves Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lacking logic, showing bias, thinking with emotion. Pitiful.

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    Resident TROLL frea ur nutz must be a Commie … if he loves the reds so much, he should go join his russki pals.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Nation building through evolution.

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They left out the bootstraps.

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    b.john71  over 1 year ago

    how much did Claus and Soros contibute to have you post this

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    KevinCarson  over 1 year ago

    I figured it would be boostraps

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    IndyW  over 1 year ago

    Two peaceful individuals are stranded on an island, come together in friendship, and receive by chance a box of tools. Instead of using those tools to hunt for food, they turn on each other in a senseless play for survival. Why, could they be friends in the beginning, and not in the end. This toon points out how ignorant, not only this message is, but how most can behave when survival instincts kick in. It’s not the tool controlling this, but the user’s state of mind.

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    Sad but True.

    The NRA negotiated Congress a really Good Deal on those kits.

    The NRA: Proudly Supporting Domestic Terrorism Since 1976.

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    Works to keep banana republics in line as well.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    I thought this type of survival kit was normally just called “aid” as in aid programs to developing nations.

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    chaosed2  over 1 year ago

    transfer of blame, it’s all they have.

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    Anters55  over 1 year ago

    And if this was your grandfather, what would you rather he do? https://rumble.com/v2qoct5-home-intruder-jumps-out-window-head-first-after-77-year-old-home-owner-shoo.html

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    MaggieK9  over 1 year ago

    Crikey you Americans are strange cattle.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    That isn’t a gun. THIS is a gun.

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