B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 18, 2023

Should have rolled over at some point

Burn lines?

Here we are in the merry, merry month of may. And it’s 12 C (53.6F) and cloudy. As someone said on here, location, location, location…….

Maybe you should give a refund?

Yowch!

For me, there is no such thing as a nice day in the sun. I know most folks think I am strange, but I’m not the only one out there who feels this way.

He goes from zero to skin cancer in twenty minutes.

Recovery from sunburns like that is no fun at all

He should have invented the rotisserie first.

Is this the first time they discovered that red-heads burn faster in the Sun?

I prefer to see the folks sun tanning put on a rotisserie for an even tan all over. Yip yip yip yip yip

STAND BACK! He’s gonna blow!

Uh-huh! Skin cancer next…

He should have turned UVA and got his back.

Such a pretty shade of red!

The last sunburn I got was on the top of my feet. I was sitting under an umbrella and my feet were sticking out. I was going through cardiac rehab at the time and had to skip a session, because I couldn’t wear shoes.

Oh my! It costs $15,000 for a new battery.

Ah yes. The inevitable flaming welcome to summer. It’s about time.

Nothings worse than a burn!

Master Esthetician here: Do you find, after a sunny vacation, you get sick? Well, that’s because you are literally burning off the fighter cells (immune function) that live on your skin when you are in the sun a lot making you vulnerable to diseases. Fun fact! :)

Too bad skin isn’t like an electric razor.

His excess charging put him into the red zone.

I remembered a dirty limerick about “A beach boy who liked to have fun”… it ends with “Well done!” :D

The T Rex in the strip says, “You forgot the BBQ sauce.”

Lithium batteries have protection for that kind of overheating and overcharging, unless fly by night manufactures. Careful or SPF one million won’t help.

More like overcharred…

it’s called sunstroke and it’s not funny

What does he think he is, a cat?

Those GMOs are built tough to live in temperatures normal humans would die and fast.