Pickles by Brian Crane for May 22, 2023

Nice one Earl. Give Nelson something to think about.

That bubble can be given as a gift to someone you don’t like.

Brilliant, Earl!

Next will be advice about girl cooties.

What he was going for.

In this screwed up world, Pickles is a bright spot. That little kid brings out the best in Earl.

Gen.Santa Ana was exiled from Mexico. He moved to Staten Island and introduced chewing gum to the USA.

Swallow bubble gum with hot peppers, and it could result in a miniature Hindenburg re-enactment.

I blow bubbles from the wrong end all the time. Sans container.

I was told that about getting stuck inside as a kid! The butt-bubble part no!

Only blow Butt-bubbles in the tub!

Cool!

Super, Earl. Now that’s real education…tell him what happens if he swallows a seed by mistake… :D

Sounds like a challenge.

some people spend hours at the gym workin on their bubble-butts

After being told THAT, of course Nelson will try!

When I was in 3rd grade (a long time ago) our teacher told the class that swallowed gum goes right into the appendix. Not true!

“My momma gave me a nickel to buy a pickle, I didn’t buy a pickle I bought some…”

that would be awesome

new achievement unlock. Bubble Butt.

Wisdom of the ages….

More likely a bubble from a toot not a sneeze.

Could be great if he has hemorrhoids.

It would be a methane bubble so stay away from open fires.

Awwwwwww……… let him have his fun.!!!

Now let’s talk about watermelon seeds.

My brother always told my son that if you unscrew your belly buttom that your bum would fall off. My son would not let anyone touch his belly button. lol

That’s rarely happened to me!

My mother said, and I believed her, if I swallowed my gum my back would stick to my front.

Tried it. Doesn’t work.

Just never swallow a watermelon seed!!!!

Does your …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbg0ZBXnuZE

As reasonable as my mom telling me it would stay in my stomach for 8 years. I just thought back and realized that I had swallowed enough gum in the previous 6 months that I would no longer have room in my digestive system if I had only digested 1/16 of it .

LMAO!

I was told I’ll have a gum tree grow in my tummy! Poor Nelson is getting a twisted education hanging with Earl and Opal!

The first two years of Elementary school, probably more like three these days, are actually just to un teach everything that grownups taught their kids before they went to school.

And, if you though getting bubble gum out of your hair was hard……. think about it.

Yes, but the odor is contained……..

TOO funny! Good one,earl!

I’ve heard of a SHART. Would this be a SHUM or a GART ?

Funny and entertaining, but not true.

Made me think of this classic from my childhood days…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs

Voice of experience…

That ought to keep some one awake all night.

Ah, so that’s what bubblebutt means.

Like my milk nose bubbles when older brother tickled me.

“And it’ll stay in your stomach for NINE YEARS!” . . . was the old wive’s tale 9 or 7? (It’s acktually a couple months I think. [sic])

I tried and tried but never produced a bubble.

(Spoken in a sad, sorrowful tone.)

Earl sure has an Opal-disapproved sense of humour.

Earl magnificently fulfills the educational role of a Grampa!!!

I wonder if Nelson swallowed Bazooka bubble gum?

Gives new meaning to “blow it out your a**”.

Makes as much sense as thinking it gets stuck in your appendix. :)

Thanks for the belly laugh at the end of my workday!

Just… Way too funny!

Very funny…