Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 29, 2023

Calvin, you have to know your audience.

Picky, picky, picky.

Classic Cal. Egocentric, eccentric, and alone.

You should be on the stage. There’s one leaving in half an hour…….

He’s got all of us.

Hobbes has the right reaction there in the second panel!

Calvin will be the utmost, funniest, obnoxious entertainer

sounds like some Ex Pres.

That’s not as uncommon as you’d think.

For Calvin, they wouldn’t make very good food.

The audience sitting in my chair has always been interested in Calvin.

Still, Calvin has more interest in people than I usually do.

a sadistic narcissist in the making. He will eventually take Hobbes to the attic to silence that inner voice too ;-(

Calvin grew up and changed his name to Elon

That’s a good reason to take up magic, or get in a band

Hobbes likes people too….Please pass the Grey Poupon.

All the world is a stage, and I am the center of attention on that stage.

Ouch! A little close to home, that one. :)

And the more they serve me the more I like them.

You have to know them in order to manipulate them successfully.

A joke is told. A response of laughter.

A sigh heard close by with a “yep, he’s got an audience.”

Why do I see a young Trump near the tree trunk.

Only 39 comments, I think that is the lowest amount of commentors I have ever seen on C&H.

that makes more sense… too bad thee audience is more interested in keeping you from getting out of line.