Herman by Jim Unger for June 03, 2023

Does each chop count as a stroke?

Chop, chop, I don’t have all day now

He wanted to be a lumberjack!

One guy has an axe behind his back, what’s the other guy got?

Too hard to draw a chainsaw.

Too many lies like that and they’ll be no more trees to worry about.

Soon to be an ex-member.

The Eisenhower Tree.

Just call for a stump grinder and be done with it

Is that a left-handed or a right-handed axe?

It took me a while to figure this out. The tree is blocking the shot to the green.

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

Wouldn’t it be easier just to take a mulligan? (especially if nobody’s looking??)

Yep, he’s a hacker too.

Wouldn’t it be less work just to hook it hard?

He treed his ball, lost 3 strokes…

Yeah, soooo?

Needing some new woods…

New meaning to penalty stroke.