Strange Brew by John Deering for May 29, 2023

…and that is why you ALWAYS have Scotty as your wingman.

Live long and pay the bar tab, Jim.

Bad time to start up a conversation while he’s transporting.

Best way to “live long and prosper”.

…and we all thought Spock had no sense of humour!

Mr. Spock’s bar tab: Where no bar tender has gone before.

May the tab be with you.

“Jim Beam me up, Scotty…”

Romulain ale is top shelf stuff……..

Buh byyyy

It should be, “Remember … Spock! … It’s your … turn … to pay … the bar tab, … and … SPOOOCK!!!”

Be Me Yup!

Spock returns about a week later, finds Kirk half naked wearing only golden swim trunks, with a golden callor around his neck and, a long gold chain held by a fat slob named “Jaba”. Kirk looks at Spock and says: “Thanks, Spock”!

Beam me up, Scotty!

Whenever it’s time to pay the bar tab, there’s a Search for Spock.

Sorry, Jim. Beam me up, Scotty.

Dine and beam?

And they say that Vulcans have no sense of Humor. Ha…..

A line from Big Bang Theory by Wil Weaton who went to a Star Wars premiere in a Star Trek uniform and Vulcan ears and was booed by the audience: “Live Long and Suck It!”

Dine and dematerialize.

Why is it, I’d expect Captain Kirk to run out on the bill, before Spock. That would be more logical.

“I am…and always will be…leaving you with the bill.”

Spock giving Kirk the invisible middle finger…

…wait a minute…I thought they didn’t have a need for money in the future?…or maybe that was in later years with Picard and TNG…

Spock must of said Chowie Chew.