Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 09, 2023

Yeah i can see it would be hard to sleep with her around.

And not a moment too soon

AKA: The Squeezebox Effect.

Bedroom eyes ALERT ALERT Bedroom eyes ALERT ALERT……..

Ha ha, interpret that any way you want to.

I guess I don’t need the viagra, either.

As Tom Waits sang “… harder than Chinese Algebra”

But by the look of her the cost of rising is everything in that economy

Coffee or you? Hard choice….. What kinda of coffee?

There’s only so long that any woman can keep any man up. After that there are techniques to get him up again.

but…can she keep him “up?”

Even if she wasn’t willing, he’d be able to get her to do anything he wants. After all she’s wearing a “collar of obedience” from The Gamesters of Triskelion.

Warning, may be addictive, needing to be repeated soon after experiencing.

She looks like she could use a cup of coffee.

Well, SHES hot and steamy!

It’s been a hard days night And I’ve been working like a dog. It’s been a hard day’s night I should be sleeping like a log. But when I get home to you I find the things that you do Will make me feel alright. Sung by the Beatles.

And the difference between coffe and you is that after you I can go right to sleep.

WOMAN: I roofied your coffee! Soon I’ll have my way with you!

MAN: You know that the “equipment” will be asleep too, don’t you?

WOMAN: DANG IT! EVERYTHING IS DEVELOPED WITH MEN IN MIND!

“That’s what you said last night, but you kept droning on and on about your high school days, and when you should have been head cheerleader…”

I know it only happens

When I’m nappin’

Noddin’ in reverie…

(“Seduced,” rec. by Leon Redbone)

Indeed. And I think it’s time we talked about worsening sleep apnea.

“Well now, yeah that’s good for the first 30 minutes or so, but what about after that?”

Yeah, we all know that whole “sleep with” euphemism is 180 degrees wrong.

“So, we’ll be playing cards all night?”

For You, my dear I would try to keep it up all night.

He’s addicted to stimulants.

That would work for me.

Those eyes bring back some fun memories.

A hard man is good to find

Hopefully it is because of sex and not nagging

Then he said, “But I like de-caf.” She replied, “Just wait ’til you see de-thigh !”