That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 24, 2023

“Dang scroll! Can’t wait until a love letter can fit inside 4”x9” envelope!”

/// John viewed Liv through a peep-hole he’d found,

so his painting’s a ”tondo;” it’s round.

At that hole in her wall,

(hard to see, because small),

John would watch while the woman was gowned.

Sure it’s the latest in scroll technology but it will be outdated in a few hundred years.

Dead animal skins are SO last year. they’re only good for seat covers now.

Early toilet paper was kind of tough.

This author writes the longest sentences I’ve ever seen.

Joanne had finally received the instructions on How to build a Leopard-skin Pill-box hat.

“I can’t remember. Is it scroll left or scroll right if I like someone?”

His initial “peeping-tom” initiation was very disappointing.

When I ordered this rug online it looked a lot bigger

“Looks like Marc Anthony and Julius Caesar are tied in the polls.”

Wallpaper borders have all looked the same for millennia.

((“There’s nothing on this side either.”))

The lion ,the witch,and her wardrobe.

The spam scroll.

well played, Melcher. well played.

Woman waiting while the scroll loads. How do we know? Hint. Look carefully at bottom of the painting.

“What’s this? A product recall? Caesar Co. brand leopardskin seat covers were found to be infested with lice and bedbugs?”

She found how to get past the parental safe viewing locks and get to the porn.

“I wish I had paid for the ad-free version,” she thought ruefully.

“Đammit woman, you’ve exposed the film!”

An Edition de Luxe: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings by John William Godward" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Luxe, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3137 (May 24, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 11 works by this artist have been used here (10 times total, 1 strip has 4 works, which has been repeated twice), the May 3, 2023, strip being the prior.

Holy Socrates…Erasmus has drawn a picture of his……..OMG!

How can she be a teenager if she’s ancient? Make up your mind, lass!

You can save 15% on chariot insurance by switching to Geico today!

Where did they put the QR code?

OK, this is the shiny side, so that directs the sun onto my face—crud, is that what I look like?