Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 07, 2023

Come back tomorrow to find out why it rained cats and dogs!

The gasoline thief deserves to have had his schwantz burnt off.

Apparently that thief was also a liar.

“Sea Breamnado” doesn’t sound nearly as scary as “Sharknado”. Not that “Sharknado” was the least bit scary…

Man Smokes Cigarette While Stealing Gas, The Obvious Happens

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/harry-frederick-suniville_n_4492489

The fence is ripe for puns. Let them begin. First up, you, yes you there, write!

We used to have a commenter from Malta who used to explain and tell us if Andy Capp was humorous that day. I miss his remarks and pine to hear about his day. Also many others are now gone due to the mindless [xxxxx] of the nannybot. I miss them dearly, but life moves on.

Fish and other objects falling from the sky has been mentioned in some of my books.

I have a neighbor who keeps trying to take some of my land. Where can I get a few tons of dung?

“Fences make good neighbors.” I think Henry David Thoreau said that. Or maybe it was Ralph Waldo Emerson. Or maybe it was my Uncle Roy.

There are worse things to build walls out of.

“Margo’s got the cargo and Reggie’s got the rig” – Stompin Tom

“Let’s go over and talk to that jerk next door once and for all. He didn’t put up a fence did he? Oh, $hit!”

May shored be with you as it is with the sea, and gesundheit.

I wonder, did Siphon Man win a Darwin Award?

Years ago, two mechanics at a car dealership were removing a gas tank while smoking. The explosion was heard for a far distance. Also, in the winter humidity is low. If you sit in the car while filling gas tank, you accumulate static electricity. Sparks and gas don’t mix. If you sit in the car, touch the hood or roof before touching nozzle. Mythbusters proved this one.

When I lived on the farm, we never called it dung.Always politely called it manure.

Building that wall was a crappy idea!

I think that border one is a load of “carp”! (spelling mistake intentional)

Well, that strip of land was well fertilized.

I wonder who was the building inspector that made sure that wall was built up to dung standards

I wish I had thought of that cow business, when dealing with a former neighbor, that occasionally behaved like rear end of a horse.

Police were closing in on the driver of a car suspected to be in a hit-and-run accident. The driver decided to stop the car and go into a farmer’s field. But, there were cows in the field, who started moving toward the suspect. The suspect tried to evade the cows. The cows kept at it until the suspect left the field, where the police were waiting. The police had a helicopter with an infrared camera, so were able to track the cows and suspect.

Good fences make good neighbors they say so I guess foul fences make foul neighbors. Had to clean that up a bit but you get the idea.

Dang! Karma is a real bit*ch, isn’t it?

And in Portland, Lawyer sues U-Haul for not using locking gas caps.

Now that is a dung heap!

I’m wondering if that dung wall would wash away in the rain.

I’m wondering if that dung wall would wash away in the rain.

lodi township is full of…