Close to Home by John McPherson for June 12, 2023

The cleaning crew likes to get off to a quick start.

It’s coming, beware.

The “pause” option on that “pet” isn’t working properly.

rather sweet, actually.

Mine’s cordless.

Neato botvac is better trained

AIiiiiiii!

Make your cat angry, they tear up your stuff…

Make your Roomba angry, they not only tear up your stuff, but they send you a picture of it!

Probably has a virus.

Sorry, buddy, you need to go next door to “Happy Wheels…”

Our dogs loathed the vacuum cleaner. I’d have to put them outside to use it.

As amusing as this scenario is, Bleeb’s dry spell continues. Alas, poor Bleeb.

Completely unrealistic!!! The cat is NOT in a cat carrier!!!

Bleeb their for a check up

LOL! Zoom zoom zoom

Probably something it ate.

Powered by AI.

Cute little sucker.

I’m irrationally bothered by the lack of floor color by the dog’s paw.

Want to see panic, start it up.

This is the place you go to get your Roomba fixed.

That’s a serious case of manspreading! (robot-spreading??)

Is he getting it neutered?

They missed coloring a spot on the floor by the dog! HA! :D

At least his pet cleans up the mess

Very funny! His pet can pick up his own mess, without the baggie…

“I think my Roomba’s sick.” – “Stop letting him eat off the floor.”

That ROOMBA swallowed at cat at the vet’s office. Now it’s owner is singing: “♪♫ Oh, you kitty kitty bang bang, kitty kitty bang bang we love you..♪♫.”

Love it!

I had one of the early ones, it kept getting stuck trying to go under the sofa. My daughter has one now, it has an easier job than mine did, since she has hardwood floors. She calls it Alfred.

My irobot Roomba stopped charging 4 times in less than 2 years. We finally just threw it away rather than send it back to the company a 4th time for repairs.