Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 21, 2023

Double dare you to joke about it

40 lashes with a wet noodle for you.

Ping pong king fink..

On Jeopardy yesterday, with the Final Jeopardy category “The Olympics” and the clue: “This sport that made its debut in 1988 has a playing surface of only about 45 square feet.”, the correct response was “What is Table Tennis?”

[The “official” metric dimensions of a table tennis (or Ping-Pong) table now are 2.74m long and 1.525m wide. Originally it was (and for me, it still is) 9 feet long and 5 feet wide (9 ft x 5 ft = 45 sq ft)]

Serves you right, Rodney.

Have you had good ones, Rodney?

Another meaning for “under the table”!

“Sadly, not my worst, though.”

Unfortunately, it was.

The king will be happy. A happy king can be a good thing after he wins a table tennis game playing on the floor.

Most of the world has gone to the metric system. The USA and seeveral other countries won’t go with the program. Holding out for no particular reason. BTW, farmers acreage was NOT comverted to hectars due to the added expense of moving farming fences.

No. No it wasn’t. How about a nice game of lawn darts.

Poor Rodney will lose easily.

Ping pong isn’t a good idea, period!

Adjust the table to the king’s height, that will give him the advantage that he wants.

The King is better at shooting games "History of the World, Part 1- “Pull!!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OWMB3ewpNM

King Pong.

A shorter ping pong table is what we need.

Fink’s solution:

Break Rodney’s legs at the knees.

Switch to volleyball. According to George Carlin, that’s team ping pong played on top of the table with a raised net and inflated ball.

I suggest a new strategy, Rodney. Let the fink win!

Don’t mention it.