Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 29, 2023

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Lisa’s Story” is not an experience I would want to share with anyone. But Tom is going to make us all share it together anyway.

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    J.J. O'Malley  over 1 year ago

    So, in other words, it’s a movie theatre.

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    billsplut  over 1 year ago

    All you “Write a funnier comic!” People: Here’s your chance. Write a funnier punchline. Bonus point if it uses “HVAC.”

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    Blu Bunny  over 1 year ago
    For one thing, at home you don’t get the feeling of a kid behind you kicking your seat. And at home you have better snacks to enjoy.
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    Blu Bunny  over 1 year ago

    and cleaner restroom.

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    Bill Thompson  over 1 year ago

    “We want to share the experience of strangers talking during the movies! Of buying overpriced popcorn and Necco Wafers! Of having your feet stick to the blobs of spilled cola on the floor! Of having your view blocked by the lady in the big hat seated in front of you!”

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    J.J. O'Malley  over 1 year ago

    I believe having “a shared experience with others” at the movies is what got Paul “Pee-wee Herman” Reubens in trouble with the state of Florida back in 1991.

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    “in that place” “with others”

    The cemetery?

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    erledbet  over 1 year ago

    Do they have the reclining chairs?

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    sueb1863  over 1 year ago

    “Too bad they’re all down at the multiplexes watching new movies instead of four year old stinkers.”

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I haven’t been to a movie theatre in over 20 years.

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    WilliamVollmer  over 1 year ago

    Oh, so the balcony will be a make out place for young couples.

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    DawnQuinn1  over 1 year ago

    Don’t be a “Debbie Downer”.

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    steven r. Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Unh…….that face.

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    Out of the Past  over 1 year ago

    I think maybe even the cardboard cutout of Crankshaft would help this one.

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    “Because people can’t get together in those big multiplexes!”

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    Seriously though, PEOPLE are the worst part of the theater experience! Talking, using their phones, eating, moving around… It’s all too annoying! And I have an 85" TV, so I’m not missing that much!

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    I prefer the shared experiences from when it was a strip club!

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    grozar  over 1 year ago

    Crank, “Them evil kids behind me keep kickingthe back of my seat!”

    Eve, “Would you consider m00ning them?That sight should set them rascals a runnin’ fur da hills!”

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    grozar  over 1 year ago

    SO! Anyone wanna lay odds on Skippy actually asking M. Jarree a question? Nah, I didn’t think so.

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    “Rather than sitting at home alone streaming movies….they can come here and watch the same movie that was only available by streaming years ago after it bombed in the theaters. Now they can pay a lot more money to watch it again, instead of just rewatching it at home.”

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Might not be ready yet for that, noble as it may be….

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    Medtech4  over 1 year ago

    The movies they will show probably won’t attract those young annoying movie goers. I think it’s a great idea. Let them show films like “Rear Window” and “To Have and Have Not”, “Casablanca”, “On the Waterfront”. I’d pay to see all of them again on a big screen. (I did see “Rear Window” on a big screen when they had a major theatre rerelease back in 1982 or so. It was great to see a Hitchcock film on the big screen. Also rereleased “Vertigo” back then. Awesome.

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    ToneeRhianRose  over 1 year ago

    Well hopefully it does better this time around!

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