The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 28, 2023

“Take two steps forward and one step to the right.”

That’s a sobering thought.

looks like a rough knight, this guy is about to get rooked…

Jump over him.

Fail!

After you get all that done then wire Paladin.

Got any tips on the 4th race.

I’m thinking the cop is the one who’s drunk, lol!

He needs to request…a blood test?

“Oh, what a knight! Late September back in ’63…..”

Good one, Scott!

I should have stayed out to pasture.

If you’re a horse or a knight and someone temps you to drink …

… “Just say ‘Neigh’.”

If he can´t do that the Bishop will be cross with him.

Was that knight on the town worth it? Well, was it?

If the knight has no arms, how was he driving? Cartoon driving methods?

I wouldn’t send a knight out on a horse like this.

“Only water, I was led to the bar and only drank water”

Just jump over him and end up in the grass!

I have a handicap..

the most unique player in chess, and also the most talked about in comics it seems …

He may not be able to walk a straight line, but you should see him do the two step on the dance floor.

The Queen will be along quickly to pardon him. Remember she can move anywhere.

Knight Rider.

Two steps forward and one to the side. But you can jump over the officer.

His two readings on the breathalyzer were 0.12 and 0.21.

I’m sure he can out-maneuver him! Or out manure him, if needed.

hate to mention this, but how was the knight driving?

Giddy up!!!

Officer, do you know I’m a Knight? And stop calling me Mr. Ed.

A gambit that didn’t work.

Made me laugh out loud!

I just saw this punchline in another strip within the last week!

And how was he steering and working the pedals/

Tch… a knight out on the town. All the pieces move only in straight lines. In his case, straight up 3, then straight over 2.

But this knight’s been… disarmed.

“Why do I always get pulled over at knight?”

check…

He’s having a bad knight

I wonder how many kids would get this? There was a surge in the popularity of chess when I was young, but I haven’t heard anything about it in a long time. I think computerization may have just about killed it.