The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 30, 2023

Oyez, oyez, ohyeast

This speaks to me as a former bakery employee. What’s going on with Mr.Hankey in the foreground though?

it’s the yeast they can do’

Of the famed Mrs. Baird’s Bread family? At least they were famous here.

I thought a jury was usually twelve, but I only count leaven.

At first I was wonder why there was a cracker or cookie stuck in bailiff, head.

That’s the yeast of things today!

The charge is starting a Rye"ot" on Ham and Cheese.

All rise…..and the jury did just that!

Excellent one, Scott! Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Some lawyers would take this case pro bono.

The defense lawyer in this case is in it for the dough.

I never thought of a bailiff as a job that makes a lot of dough

At yeast they all understood the instruction. (sorry)

My grandmother knew and delivered bread for Mrs. Baird in Ft. Worth. That was over a century ago. Time really does move on.

The judge kneaded to use the restroom.

Case number 2468. Pillsbury vs The Dough Boy

Hmmm last jury I was on did not allow muffin tops.

Without enough dough, he could only afford a crummy defense

‘You can’t handle the proof’.

The Jury needs to stop loafing around.

The case is Maryland beaten biscuits vs. Zwieback.

I hope this is a quick Baird and trial is soon over.

Who’s the paintiff?

Oder in the court. But a nice aroma.

Off limits for me, I’m subject to yeast infections.

The famous Loaf Erikson case.

That’s some hot courtroom…

wow, this is swell…