Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 26, 2023

Adm. Ackbar warned you

Don’t knock it.

Was that one of your friends or one of mine?

This looks like a good place for a Knock-Knock joke. (If I had one….)

If he’s a salesrat, she needs a bigger knocker.

Bit of an overreaction to cherry knockers, but it works!

Rats!! I told him to fix that!

Oops.

Oh, I thought your mother was coming over when I installed it.

Eww! Meeces to pieces!

antisocial I guess

This is one way for a salesman to get his foot (caught) in the door.

Looks to me like a good way to keep the riff raff out. Family & friends can use the back door.

Another one of your cheesy new inventions…

He shouldn’t have ignored the No Solicitors sign.

Is she sure there’s a problem with it?

interesting way of dealing with solicitors who fail to heed the “No Soliciting” signs

It’s a trap door!

I can see a lawsuit coming. Better call Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. Highly recommended by Larry, Moe and Curly.

there’s always a catch…

If you build a better mousetrap, they’ll come to your door.