Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 04, 2023

talkin bout the skyrocketing cost of medical care…

“I reFUSE to pay now!”

He’s got a bright future though.

Careful, she’s on a short fuse.

Doc, I got this burning feeling in my butt.

Drop the clipboard and RUN!

Great bedside manner there, Doc. Real subtle and smooth-like. /s

Don’t make him angry, he’s got a short fuse and could go off at any time.

“If I get any more bad news today, I might just explode!”

I bet there’s a lot of road rage when he drives.

I think this has been blown all out of proportion.

What might happen next?

must be an HMO

Hurry, sparks are flying

Actually, no I can’t. Send it to my insurance company.

Because don’t look now, but your butt is on fire.

Live fast, die loud.

Expect some inflammation.

I think he’s about to hit the ceiling.

If fuse see Kay, tell her I love her.

I re fuse

You should see a Shrink about that short fuse of yours.

Too late someone gave him a hot…

“How long do I have, doc?” “Ten.” “Ten what?” “Nine. Eight….”

I thought it was gonna be a long, long time…

ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵃᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ⁻ ᵒʰ, ⁿᵒ, ⁿᵒ, ⁿᵒ

When he sees that bill, he’s gonna go thru the roof!