Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 04, 2023

Well, I declare!

He probably holds those truths to be self-evident, too.

(psst! check out his wooden teeth…)

He cannot tell a lie.

Clever.

“And he leaves cherry pits all over the house!”

You misunderstood; he wants his “Depends”!

offer him a cup of tea.

Well after the Cherry Tree incident, he decided he didn’t need her…he was famous now….

Wait until he sees The Declaration of Alimony.

If you predict that he will leave you, we’ll say she’s on the money.

At least he has a strong constitution.

And the posing… Patriotic vogueing?

George is leading an alternative lifestyle, and he’s getting ready to go mount Vernon.

In cartoonland, all the psychiatrists are men who look like Freud, and all the marriage counselors are women.

It’s very taxing isn’t it.

By George, I think he’s up to something!