Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 06, 2023

I guess Leo’s not going to the hospital. Oh well.

It’s important to set expectations appropriately.

Socks drawer done? Good on ya. Yeah, head over to the skivvies drawer now. Get the job done. Then, the sky’s the limit. Stuff like that.

Obviously Gary is going through his chillin’ in the ’burbs period.

That weird ponder – What would I like to accomplish if I was immortal? Hight on my list is… learn as many languages as I can.

Being insultive to the English language is just… not enough!

Aaacckk! Gary is too practical!

Now his underwear can Jockey for position.

This too shall pass.

I’ve discovered how to organize my socks and underwear. Skip folding. Buy identical black socks. Keeping tee shirts and underpants separate is optional.

Bite him, Leo!

And there’s that…..

Gary’s list seems rather brief. May I make a few suggestions, Gary?

1. Become a donut shop reviewer.

2. Get a spine.

3. Get a clue.

4. Get a life.

Think of all the computer games you could master!!!

Gary is at least the Master of Underwhelming Underwear Understatement….

What’s this “underwear?”