Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 07, 2023

Officer “Time of death?”

Medical Examiner “9:30.”

There’s no stopping Leo…

Just once, (or more,) I’d like to see someone punt Leo into the bleachers like a beach ball.

Maybe I have lived in cities too long.

Very few people who are out after dark are the type who want social interaction. And those who do… are like Leo… out to do something that will get the cops to investigate.

But… even in the daylight… there are those who question… why do you want to know what time it is? Your phone should be able to tell you the time! What? EVERYONE has a phone! Borrow mine? And then watch as the stranger runs off with your phone. A phone that you just unlocked… has all your banking info… all your contacts… vital information on you…

It’s time for that guy to change his underwear.

The guy must have been a Canadian. Polite to the very end.

A shady character if I’ve ever seen one. I mean, look at those pants!!!!!! :)

Leopold doesn’t wear a watch, because he always has time to kill.

I never imagined Leopold as a “hoodie type” of being :p

If you’re the meat, Leopold always has the time. Today’s only surprise is the victim has lived long enough to thank Leopold for the time….