Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 07, 2023

No but that mirror does.

“No, not worse than usual!” (Now, this would be something for Discoveries “Naked and afraid” series.)

BWAhahahahah. Awesome cartoon. Oh, & “No”

Yes .

The eternal question started with Eve….

No, it’s your big butt that makes your butt look big!

The first no-good-answer question?

“You look great Honey!”

It’s not on your butt, Eve girl.

Well, firstly it’s not a fig leaf and secondly yes.

Compared to who?

That would be a fig-meant of your imagination.

“I LIKE big butts, and I cannot lie!”

More like a bay leaf.

Yes, and I like what I see!

So that was the inspiration for this commercial. (You’ll have to search for it-I don’t post links) Geico-Does This Make Me Look Fat? (2004?)

Yes. It makes the rockin’ world go ’round.

Adam’s sarcastic answer became the original sin.

“you look callipygian, dear”

No one will ever call you “Snake Hips”

So began the War of the Sexes. Adam-0. Eve won.

A little bit, but I kind of like that.

Random Musings:

Isn’t that usually a question a woman asks regarding the clothing item that is covering her butt? (All academic for me, as my wife has enough wisdom to never have asked me that question.)

Adam’s best answer would be, “You know, dear, it kind of does. Going without it is a much more flattering look. Why don’t you just take it off?” (Paraphrasing Mark Twain, we’ll bring down the curtain of modesty on the rest of the scene.)

Are they still in Eden? (All the greenery makes it look like they might be.) If so, I’m assuming the newspaper’s main headlines would be about that pesky apple-eating scandal and the ongoing investigation, and whether they’ll be expelled.

Eve’s last name was originally kardashian??