Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 13, 2023

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    Superfrog  about 1 year ago

    Not if it’s your greatest achievement.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Nobody would believe that high score anyway.

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    PoochFan  about 1 year ago

    When my sons were young, their orthodontist had a free video game in the waiting room. Each week they’d clear the highest score. A few times my son would tell me that he got the high score for the week. My reply? “I’m proud of you son!” We all laughed together cause they knew that achievement doesn’t go very far.

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    Captain Bars  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, probably.

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    SuperAndy Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Tetris for me!

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    Lady loves a joke  about 1 year ago

    Not if you’re applying at a gaming company.

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    Direwolf  about 1 year ago

    Depends on what else you got on there.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    I’d take off that part about potty training, too. Your resume only has to go back so far.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Proof you needed a job long ago…..oy

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yes, since the Boss would probably laugh at such a low high score.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Change it to ‘extensive experience with digital media’.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Probably.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’d emphasise it.

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    ira.crank  about 1 year ago

    No, many of your Bro’s will be impressed. And get a couple of neck tattoos.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    If you intend on landing the job, then Nintend-No.

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    slbolfing  about 1 year ago

    Yes – PLEASE! And don’t include things like going to the gym! I can’t count how many resumes I’ve tossed when I come across comments like those!

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    donut reply  about 1 year ago

    I never understood it. As a teenager looking for my first real job, I listed the paper routes I had in the past. Never got a job offer. I stopped listing the paper routes, and had three offers in two weeks.

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sadly many are as clueless as this

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