Religious rituals can be strange. For the end of Lent in Catholic school we did the stations of the cross (Christ’s suffering et al) all week while the public school kids were at the beach on spring break. Lucky pagans!
“Did you get your clothes picked up in the bedroom, dear? KA-BLAMMO!” ….. “No, I’ll get that done after the boys and I golf this afternoon. KA-BLAMMO!” ….. “No way! I’ve got to do laundry and I’m tired of always picking up after you! You get that done or no golf! KA-BLAMMO!” ….. “Okay okay, sheesh, don’t have a cow! KA-BLAMMO!” “And what about the garage? That’s got to be done, too. The clutter is so bad we have to park in the driveway! KA-BLAMMO!” “(mumbles) Well I guess no golf today. FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEP” ….. “That’s right! KA-BLAMMO!”
May the bass chord be with you as it is with my ladyyyy. And gesundheit.
Seems there is a bee’s theme today for some reason. In 4 comics I have read., 3 (Calvin and Hobbes, Brewster Rocket, and this one) are featuring bees. There may be more as I have about 15 more to check out.
$700 is a lot of money to turn into feces. Got better things to do with mine. A Burger King Whopper I bought in January 2023 cost $5 and change. The same Whopper in June cost $9 and change. This week, in July, it cost $12 in change. That’s a whopping increase over 7 months.
Nothing more romantic than the comingling of stench and thirds as they go down the pipes, playing that immortal rendition of “♪♫ Amazing Waste ♪♫”. I think I’m going to pass out from THAT thought. ;-P
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 11 months ago
I have a bidet toilet seat, love it BUT if you let it go too long a fan will start to dry your behind. Not pleasent!
Little Caesar 11 months ago
…until Hubby cranks out the remains of that bean burrito….. “Gee, babe, to think that just a few hours ago, that was in your mouth.”
Zykoic 11 months ago
Religious rituals can be strange. For the end of Lent in Catholic school we did the stations of the cross (Christ’s suffering et al) all week while the public school kids were at the beach on spring break. Lucky pagans!
jasonsnakelover 11 months ago
One time I was 1,677 years old.
One time I had $701.
One time I had six eyes.
One time there was a toilet that could be used by three people simultaneously.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 11 months ago
Other than the bee’s eyes, this whole thing was disgusting!
Izzy Moreno 11 months ago
What do you mean, “it saves water”? What kind of way is that to save water? Where do you think the water goes after that?
Guy from southern Indiana 11 months ago
“Nothing is more romantic than synchronized bowel movements.” — Said nobody, ever.
CaptainRC 11 months ago
I remember seeing the “Lover’s Toilet” in a skit on Saturday Night Live.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
“Did you get your clothes picked up in the bedroom, dear? KA-BLAMMO!” ….. “No, I’ll get that done after the boys and I golf this afternoon. KA-BLAMMO!” ….. “No way! I’ve got to do laundry and I’m tired of always picking up after you! You get that done or no golf! KA-BLAMMO!” ….. “Okay okay, sheesh, don’t have a cow! KA-BLAMMO!” “And what about the garage? That’s got to be done, too. The clutter is so bad we have to park in the driveway! KA-BLAMMO!” “(mumbles) Well I guess no golf today. FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEP” ….. “That’s right! KA-BLAMMO!”
May the bass chord be with you as it is with my ladyyyy. And gesundheit.
joe piglet Premium Member 11 months ago
For $700 you can order 2 pancakes for your kids at Disney.
ladykat 11 months ago
Who in their right minds would buy a burger like that?
scpandich 11 months ago
That hamburger sounds kind of disgusting.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 11 months ago
I’d love to try that sandwich, but someone would have to buy it for me.
arrseetee 11 months ago
Seems there is a bee’s theme today for some reason. In 4 comics I have read., 3 (Calvin and Hobbes, Brewster Rocket, and this one) are featuring bees. There may be more as I have about 15 more to check out.
PaulAbbott2 11 months ago
TwoDeLoo? My face would be flush with embarrassment if i made up that name
rhartt4363 11 months ago
$700 is a lot of money to turn into feces. Got better things to do with mine. A Burger King Whopper I bought in January 2023 cost $5 and change. The same Whopper in June cost $9 and change. This week, in July, it cost $12 in change. That’s a whopping increase over 7 months.
cactusbob333 11 months ago
Love that lovesheet.
ssaldrich 11 months ago
The TwoDaLoo was an SNL skit and was hilarious!
bones jealous 11 months ago
SNL did it first. https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs
the dorf 11 months ago
Gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes while dropping a deuce? I’ll pass.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
That Wagyu Meat Burger is missing it’s most crucial element: haggis! Doo yah call that a sandwich, man?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
Nothing more romantic than the comingling of stench and thirds as they go down the pipes, playing that immortal rendition of “♪♫ Amazing Waste ♪♫”. I think I’m going to pass out from THAT thought. ;-P
J. R. M. 11 months ago
Too-da-loo used to mean a cheerful goodbye.
JohnShirley1 11 months ago
gold leaf on food is idiotic.
Ron Bauerle 11 months ago
IDK what’s grosser: kissing that dead guy’s feet, or sharing it with thousands of others…
bestframeforward Premium Member 11 months ago
When real products are inspired by Saturday Night Live spoof commercials (in this case “The Love Toilet”), you know society is in decline :D
pbr50138 11 months ago
That toilet might save water but it also take a lot of the “mystery” away.