Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 18, 2023

How does he know what that paint tastes like?

Fairy pee?

But since he’s probably never drank lemons and limes straight, how would he know?

Lemongerine

mostly salt

https://www.sherwin-williams.com/en-us/color/color-family/archived-paint-colors/sw6922-outrageous-green

Curiously, I have had both coffee and booze that tasted like paint thinner. But also some that are favorite memories. Life has its moments.

I had one of those limited-time Grimace shakes at McDs. The only way to describe the flavor is “purple”

In our IT shop, we used to refer to the technically indifferent as paint eaters. Our office manager asked me after one of my rants what the paint eater term meant. She got the lead paint chip-chewer story and laughed out loud, as she’d taken some crazy calls.

https://www.sherwin-williams.com/en-us/color/color-family/archived-paint-colors/sw6922-outrageous-green

Tooth Enamel Begone?

by golly, it’s Outrageous Green! And it looks exactly like a lemon lime Slurpee!

“Sherwin Williams 6922” is their code for lemon-lime.

Is it still trademarked if he uses Roman numerals?

I looked up the color. It’s called “outrageous green,” with good reason.

Sprite and 7-up both claim to be lemon-lime. I just call them clear soda.