Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 21, 2023

Choose a cool name, Principal Spaetzle!

I’m figuring it’s something about coffee. “Virtual Joe”?

Dr. Spaetzle, ignore the kid? Just listen to Frazz.

I’M getting tired on HIS walk.

You should name the trail Mark.

Greyhound says: “Squirrel?”

Trek.

Does it really need any kind of name?

Gotta pay the dues before you sing the blues.

Frazz nailed it. Caulfield doesn’t get to name it unless he has made the trip. Wonder if he will meet the challenge, but doubt it. He usually doesn’t like repetitious activities, like school, homework, behaving , , ,

The trail may be virtual, but the mileage isn’t.

Oh boy. I know a bit about these “Trail Names” Name your self, take one someone gives to you, change it. No rules. Just enjoy the trail name that you decide is your new moniker. You are getting away from it, after all, and that includes your name. Scott Williamson only famous hiker I know without one. Then there is ANISH-she bested Scott’s FKT on the PCT ! Mine, is Yermo

hmmm…he’s walking Ms. Plainwell’s dog Mario. Hope the romance has progressed to cohabitation

I think a simple “Noodle” would be good. Or “Noodler”, since he’s just noodling around rather than hiking the actual trail. And Caulfield is just egging him on. It’s a natural. (Google “Spaetzle”. Or “Spätzle” if your keyboard does umlauts.)

That dog needs a trip to the vet. It does not look healthy.

If I was going to be called ‘noodle’ I’d like to make it more creative and go by a type of noodle, like rotini, canelloni or fusilli

Talk about walking a mile in someone else’s shoes. Virtually.