Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2023

I guess Goat has never been in love.

We’ve heard of when pigs fly now this!?

he is flying his heart out…

I feel like Pig should be saying, “Oil can, oil can!”

That girl stole his heart, and he is just trying to get it back.

I’ve had that experience. Unfortunately, once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Just let it go.

Follow your heart, Pig.

Pig should be shown with his eyes closed, as love is blind

I thought that only happened in the Spring!

Love is but a cruel mistress.

Well, that’s different

Rat is thinking something rude and unkind about Pig’s predicament.

At least, Pig hasn’t lost his heart, yet.

Fell in love with a girl

I fell in love once and almost completely

She’s in love with the world

But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading

Fell in love with a girl – The White Stripes

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. It’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for. — W.C. Dunkenfield

Wrong heart, dude.

I’m with you goat!

Whatever you do Pig, you better catch it before it gets to San Francisco.

Wow! The Full Tilt Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel Effect, fer sure good buddy boy howdy. The Count truly feels sorry for the smitten lad. :.(

“The joys of love are but a moment worth; the pains of love endure the whole life long.”

Ah, love! (sigh)

So the Dean of Women warns the coed not to trade her whole life for an hours happiness. The coed replies, “You can make it last an hour?”.

Just wish PIGITA would come back but Pig is so delusional, she’s moved on! ☹️

ignorance is bliss… whatever that means. :J

Your heart will fly and tears you’ll cry….

look at it like this: he’s getting a lot more exercise, so his prospects will improve as he gets in shape! Or he dies from a heart attack and everybody gets bacon.. win/win!

You’ve got a lot of company, Goat.

Come back, heart!

Goat could just sit back and enjoy the show like I do.

Were you even listening, Goat?

https://youtu.be/Vsa1V4XJe8g

Shouldn’t the heart be followed by the brain going out the window, too?

Yeah, hearts are stupid. It’s better to follow other things.

wife: “you’re not just in love, you’re in Lust” me: “why do you think that?” her: “you wouldn’t have come back for seconds.” 45 years ago. married her 4 months later.

Geeez Pastis is that all ya got? Bring back the crocs!!

Pig needs to have a ‘heart to heart’ talk with his heart.

“Do everything that’s in you

That you feel to be your part,

But never give your love, my friend,

Unto a foolish heart."

—J. Garcia & R. Hunter (R.I.P.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYXGgWGLucI

The heart wants what the heart wants…

Love walked right in and stole the shadows away

Love walks right in and rules the sunniest day….

GERSHWIN

That’s exactly how I felt when I met my husband; stupid heart!

Yeah, I hear ya, Goat.

Wait till it crashes.

Just like a Woman to steal a Man’s (Pig’s) heart like that.

……… Pig will likely not get paid for being an Organ Donor without proof of ownership.

Pffft,………. Women.

Isn’t it obvious? Goat lives in a Logical Universe. Pig does not.

“…Never the twain shall meet.”