B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 26, 2023

For an additional clam, she won’t shove the rest of the pencil under there as well.

“Tattoos: $100”.

“What can you do for $18?”

“Bruises”.

$100 it is.

ohhh maaaan

this is amusing to me because my big joke is that i have a tattoo and when people want to see it i show them the dot on my bicep where my sister poked me when we were kids haha

Shouldn’t the symbol for “clams” be “¢”, instead of “$”?

(Would “$” be “scallops”?)

A man’s girlfriend won’t let him get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.

She is infringing on his right to bear arms.

My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

I said, “That’s irrational.”

Just don’t ask for a snake tattoo…..

When you have that ability, you can charge what you want!

It would work. Forty years ago I dropped a pencil, which landed tip up; and reaching down to catch it, the tip broke off in my hand. Its still there.

Why does she set her prices in a foreign currency?

Ouch. I did that once, accidentally. Sort of.

I had a mechanical pencil in my pants pocket, tip up. And I jammed my hand in my pocket.

But it went on the other side, under the cuticle. I can still see a faint trace of it.

geesh, what won’t I do. Am I right?

Tattoos are cool because they help identify the body.

Maybe I can get a tattoo of a pencil point somewhere.

SAVE UP!!!!

In 4th grade, I had a sharp pencil driven into my palm. The mark it left lasted 30 years.

About 40 years ago I made the mistake of carrying a sharpened green pencil point up in my shirt pocket. A careless move pushed that into my wrist near the base of the thumb; I had a pale green tattoo there for many years.

Shades of the old bamboo stalks under the fingernails torture.

I have never had the life Venn intersection of drunk with too much money and an open tattoo parlor.

I saw a tattoo of a 2" line before she jumped up and ran off.

Her answer reminds me of a comic arc of Nancy and Sluggo.

Nancy set up a telescope and offered looks at the moon for a quarter.

Sluggo – what can I see for a dime. Nancy replied – a look at the milky way.

Sluggo – what do I get for a nickel?

Nancy – a short peek at a Dixie Cup

Badabum tsch

Nowadays $100 won’t buy you much of a tattoo.

Before you do something for 17 clams, you might try to find out what they are interested in.

Lead poisoning!

That sounds painful.

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Yes, the pain, the pain, for useless reasons—-www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PUfNQxVRM&t=100s

One time I had 18 clams altogether.

She uses her club to drive home the point.

I got stabbed with a pencil when I was in the 4th grade. The mark remains 60 years later.

I have a tat like that. Carbon grit worked into a cut on my hand. 50 years later it’s faded but still a reminder about wearing gloves around sharp edged machines.

A lot of interesting questions to think about …………. I wonder which one will rattle around my head tonight ….. :)