B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 26, 2023

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    danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    For an additional clam, she won’t shove the rest of the pencil under there as well.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    “Tattoos: $100”.

    “What can you do for $18?”

    “Bruises”.

    $100 it is.

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    ohhh maaaan

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    this is amusing to me because my big joke is that i have a tattoo and when people want to see it i show them the dot on my bicep where my sister poked me when we were kids haha

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t the symbol for “clams” be “¢”, instead of “$”?

    (Would “$” be “scallops”?)

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A man’s girlfriend won’t let him get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.

    She is infringing on his right to bear arms.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

    I said, “That’s irrational.”

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    Just don’t ask for a snake tattoo…..

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    When you have that ability, you can charge what you want!

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    It would work. Forty years ago I dropped a pencil, which landed tip up; and reaching down to catch it, the tip broke off in my hand. Its still there.

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    rugeirn  over 1 year ago

    Why does she set her prices in a foreign currency?

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    eric_harris_76  over 1 year ago

    Ouch. I did that once, accidentally. Sort of.

    I had a mechanical pencil in my pants pocket, tip up. And I jammed my hand in my pocket.

    But it went on the other side, under the cuticle. I can still see a faint trace of it.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    geesh, what won’t I do. Am I right?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Tattoos are cool because they help identify the body.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe I can get a tattoo of a pencil point somewhere.

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    rockyridge1977  over 1 year ago

    SAVE UP!!!!

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    Droptma Styx  over 1 year ago

    In 4th grade, I had a sharp pencil driven into my palm. The mark it left lasted 30 years.

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    flagmichael  over 1 year ago

    About 40 years ago I made the mistake of carrying a sharpened green pencil point up in my shirt pocket. A careless move pushed that into my wrist near the base of the thumb; I had a pale green tattoo there for many years.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Shades of the old bamboo stalks under the fingernails torture.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    I have never had the life Venn intersection of drunk with too much money and an open tattoo parlor.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    I saw a tattoo of a 2" line before she jumped up and ran off.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Her answer reminds me of a comic arc of Nancy and Sluggo.

    Nancy set up a telescope and offered looks at the moon for a quarter.

    Sluggo – what can I see for a dime. Nancy replied – a look at the milky way.

    Sluggo – what do I get for a nickel?

    Nancy – a short peek at a Dixie Cup

    Badabum tsch

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nowadays $100 won’t buy you much of a tattoo.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    Before you do something for 17 clams, you might try to find out what they are interested in.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Lead poisoning!

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    Dkram  over 1 year ago

    That sounds painful.

    \\//_

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Yes, the pain, the pain, for useless reasons—-www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PUfNQxVRM&t=100s

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She uses her club to drive home the point.

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    I got stabbed with a pencil when I was in the 4th grade. The mark remains 60 years later.

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    I have a tat like that. Carbon grit worked into a cut on my hand. 50 years later it’s faded but still a reminder about wearing gloves around sharp edged machines.

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    bwswolf  over 1 year ago

    A lot of interesting questions to think about …………. I wonder which one will rattle around my head tonight ….. :)

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