Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 27, 2023

If Phoebe ends up in her underwear at some point, at least Dakota will have revenge for that one time she became a goblin.

Anyone else think Queen Prunella is cute when she’s mad?

Yeah well, when humans pick their noses, they do it with their fingers vertical.

Phoebe is right. All you have to do to prove that to yourself is watch people in the cars around you at traffic lights.

prank’d!

That’s true, it belongs to the masses!Although it is impolite to do so

Just a prank. Don’t be mad sis.

So true Phoebe, so true!

“Looked what I picked out for you, Ha Ha!”

It does, you know.

“Bläärt!”

“You want to patent WHAT?”

Nose-picking must be a really big thing amongst trolls.

Kudos to the one who called that it was a prank!

Phoebe’s right, Prunella. Snot yours to own.

BLAAAAAART!

What do you mean, boogers?

Phoebe was no doubt picking her nose before she met ALL of you.

Prunella believes that false etymology linking booger and boogey.

Boogers, like information, must be free!

The art of Dakota in the third and fourth panels are the exact same.

So, they were never invited to the most enchanted land? Prunella, that was mean!

Prunella is against the old adage that you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn’t pick your friend’s nose.

Preach! This is the kind of booger-positive content I’m here for

In the past, royals have been trendsetters and usually not minded.

What did you do? Don’t even get her blarted on what you did!

I translated the name “phoebe” into Japanese using the Japanese Name Converter app for Android! It’s 疲 鼻 (“hi bi” – “exhausted nose”).