Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 25, 2023

you don’t want to eat chocolate Snoopy…sorry!

Hope you dreamed up Alka-Seltzer too, Snoopy.

My stomach would feel A LOT funny – I can’t eat either one anymore…

I dreamed I was eating cotton candy. I woke up and my pillow was nearly empty.

From NAR.com Dreaming of fast food

(A woman has stood a little off the registers staring at the menu boards. We’ve just left her to decide, assuming she will step forward when she is ready. She finally does.)

Me: “Hi! What can I get you?”

Customer: “Where’s my food?”

Me: “Did you order already?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “What did you order?”

Customer: “Do I really have to say it again?!”

Me: “Sorry, it’s just that I have been here the entire time, and all you’ve done is stand there for ten minutes and then come to me.”

Customer: “Well, I’m not leaving without my food. I want it for free, as well. The service here stinks!”

(I call a manager and try to explain, but she persists that she did order and that I’m just being rude and lazy. The manager goes into the office just off to the side of the registers and checks the camera footage.)

Manager: “Sorry, I have just checked the last half hour. You came in, stood a metre back from where you are, and stared at the menu. That’s all you did. You haven’t ordered.”

(The woman’s eyes lose focus temporarily and then snap back.)

Customer: “Oh, I guess I was daydreaming.”

(She then left without another word.)

Well, it’s no wonder his stomach hurts. By this time, people realized chocolate is unhealthy for dogs.

No wonder why your poor stomach feels funny!

Interesting look for Snoopy in the first panel…

Dogs shouldn’t even eat chocolate hamburgers.

Sometimes I envision eating creme filled, chocolate covered eclairs like I did in my high school years. Ahhh, those were the days.

Chocolate hamburgers? Made with Hershey’s chocolate?

Sounds tasty, but definitely not good for you.

Eat a handful of grass and call me in the morning.

Uh-oh. Fair season is starting up, and that’s giving ideas to food vendors. Gotta be deep-fried though.

Blech!!!!!

One night I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

Sounds good!

Two mutually exclusive tastes. Yuck!

Eewww.

A hamburger, fries and a short stack of pancakes

So, poison, then?

Sounds like s’mores to me….which I love

It’s weird enough that I want to try it!

Even Bobby Flay wouldn’t try making those