Herman by Jim Unger for August 18, 2023

We’re going to wait ‘til it’s old enough to decide what it wants to be.

Talk about keeping the gender a secret. Wow! That’s the limit.

Baptismal humor, I hope. If so, “Nicely done.”

But if they really don’t know, then someone should be checking to see who the real parents are or doing something to find a couple to take the child who are capable of at least knowing the difference.

Analize?

If the parents don’t know by now…it’s way past time to look under the hood and find out for certain.

Oh, boy, these days…

Ambiguous genitalia happens, unfortunately.

finally! a little humor on the subject.

the number one prerequisite for choosing a name for a child is making sure it won’t be one they are ridiculed for. The rich and famous can get away with ridiculous names for their children because no one makes fun of rich kids. For the rest of us normal people, that protection doesn’t apply.

OY!

You better let him know so he can add you to his schedule for circumcisions, or not

When in doubt, go with Shirley or Jean or Sam and there’s always SUE.

If it’s got a handle it’s a boy, if it doesn’t it’s a girl.

He has definitely lived a very sheltered life, is not very observant and most definitely failed any biology class that he ever took ….

One wonders how they managed to procreate.

Don’t know what to call anyone these days.