JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 07, 2023

Legacy? Sound like a Albert Einstein’s quote about stupidity and space?

Stupidity never grows stale with boys. It’s tradition!

Too mild..

That it does, Jojo.

special guest appearance by Dr. Appleby

Maybe.. don’t? He wasn’t trying to prank you to be mean he was trying to prank you so yo’ud stop undercutting his belief in aliens for no reason.

Do nothing. This has two aspects to it. It installs the fear of being pranked followed by the paranoia of every sound that he hears for days and weeks thinking it is the pranking.

ya know what else is stupid, getting even… but sometimes it can lead to something entertaining so go ahead. :J

Ugh. Again, never cared for that form of humor, even when I wasn’t … I mean, what other form of humor involves the use of the word “victim” or even “target”?

How about dumping water on his head in front of the whole camp?

I think there’s already more than enough stupidity in the world. Why are we adding more?

Pretty much all camp pranks have a long legacy of stupidity.

My roommate short-sheeted my bed when I was in college. When I got in the bed, my leg ripped right through the sheet. My initial reaction was confusion and dismay, but I admit I deserved it.

Wait, aren’t they at camp? When I went to camp we always slept in our own sleeping bags, even if we had beds.

Cellophane on the toilet

Epic fail when attempted on a dwarf.

Since when do summer camps use sheets? Too much laundry…sleeping bags only.

Put Dexter’s hand in a bucket of warm water while he’s asleep.