Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 11, 2023

Under a haystack fast asleep.

Why, he was outstanding in his field!

Why obviously he was busy with Batman.

Who knew that scarecrows were so fashion forward? Intriguing shirt.

He passed out.

He just thought they said “trains” and so he told them he didn’t want any.

He was “Whiling away the hours, conversing with the flowers, and now he doesn’t have a brain.” ;D

Danger, Warning, Scarecrow! He does not work for the Wizard.

He was in the wrong line. He heard “brains” when they said “grains” and that’s why he’s made of wheat.

BRAAAAAAAINS! Oops, wrong genre! Sorry…

HE WAS AT A trump RALEGH

Just hanging around.

LMAO!

Uuuh. He’s thinking….wait…it’s coming…it’s on the tip of my tongue…..

Is that the brain of the late, great, Abby Normal that Igor is giving Scarecrow?

He was out hiking the Jello brick road.

Cymek-crow …!

( now I’ve “Dune” it )

Reminds me of an exchange from the old Smurfs cartoon:

[Brainy Smurf] “Clumsy, Clumsy, Clumsy. Where were you when the brains were handed out?”

[Clumsy Smurf] “Uh, gee, I dunno Brainy. Maybe I was with you?”

What matters is he’s here to get them now. No more living in the past. He can’t remember it anyway.

Obviously, he’s still in Kansas.

I was at- oh, you weren’t asking me. Haha.

He has Norma’s brain. Abby Norma.

My brains were passed out, and they couldn’t revive them.

During creation, when they handed out the hair, I thought they said ’fresh air; and ordered plenty of it up my nose.