Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 07, 2023

They like to watch? Creepy.

“Just after the last time you were in here!”

When would not be my question,,,,,it would be why?

Pretty much how I think of “reality” shows.

About two years ago. And you only noticed now?

Now, where’s the popcorn machine?

They may as well. If they are going to watch you, do it in comfort, right?

Is that a three-holer?

It’s a scientific investigation to learn why you never do yours in a little plastic bag.

Our cats don’t just watch

They seem to think that if we’re just sitting there we may as well pet them

They’re the Judges Panel. They’ll score your performance.

That so funny. My cats always come in while I’m on the throne.

“Hey, I don’t watch when you poop … Oh, wait a minute, I do.”

Oh, look! They brought little shovels and plastic bags!

… and they know him so well that they can be seated before he is.

I don’t need an audience, guys….

There have always been cats ruling our home, and at least a couple of them not only liked to watch, but they wanted to be groomed at the same time. The current cat insists on being brushed while I’m on the throne.

My cat’s don’t bother me when I’m in the bathroom.

It’s our automatic drink dispenser, next comes our TV with cable so we can watch Scooby Doo.

It’s like sitting by the fire. They are sitting by the watering place.

They don’t want to miss the height of the event, the Royal flush.

Don´t pollute their drinking water.

You were the first to put a “seat” in here. They are just copycats.

My cat has been known to not just follow me in, but start clawing my (suddenly bare) leg if I don’t pet him sufficiently. He has me well trained.

They are entertained by watching you straining and hearing you groaning. A smelly grunt fest to be sure.

The cat’s just waiting for you to pull your underpants down so he can use them as a hammock.

I wonder if the seats recline like the ones at the movie theater.

Right after they installed the automatic icy cold, high powered bidet feature.