Kliban by B. Kliban for August 02, 2023

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    Dean  over 1 year ago

    A DINGO ET MY BABY!!!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  over 1 year ago

    Smokin!

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    tremaine53  over 1 year ago

    Listening their favorite Santana song, ‘Jingo’.

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    WaitingMan  over 1 year ago

    I love poetry!

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    NicooLkwd  over 1 year ago

    Maybe the Dingo ate your baby…

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    They’ll take bimbos for 600, Alex!

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well they call this land the Outback, don’t you ask me why

    Yes they named my hell the Outback, but you know that that’s a lie

    On that wintry August night, I learned that name was just half right

    My baby went out, but won’t be back ’til the day I die

    Oh the dingoes took my baby, took my baby away from me

    Yes the dingoes took my baby, underneath the old gum tree

    And it’s givin’ me the blues, just like the lonesome kangaroos

    Since the dingoes took my baby from me

    Well they stole my baby’s heart, and trampled mine into the ground

    They ran off with her lovin’ heart, so I went searchin’ all around

    In a gulch outside of Sydney, I picked up two ribs and a kidney

    But my baby’s heart was nowhere to be found

    I got no use for a wombat, goanna, wallaby or emu

    I wouldn’t wanna meet a wombat, go on and send him to the zoo

    No I would not give a dollar for a kookaburra or koala

    But with a dingo I would sure know hat to do

    Come on sing ‘em with me brothers, when you’ve lost all you got to lose

    Come on and wail ’em with me brothers, bring your guitars and didgeridoos

    And if you feel that your bullroarer won’t make these blues the poorer

    Bring that too. Go on and roar the Dingo Blues.

    Yes the dingoes took my baby, took my baby away from me

    Lord the dingoes took my baby, underneath the old gum tree

    And it’s givin’ me the blues, just like the lonesome kangaroos

    Since them dingoes

    Took my baby

    Awa-a-ay from meeeeee…!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Review in Variety: “Jumbo Dingo Bingo Combo Boffo!”

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    tims145  over 1 year ago

    At that Bingo parlor, as long as you keep playing (and losing), management has the Bingo Bimbos keep setting you up with glasses of Tab.

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    sandflea  over 1 year ago

    Sheila’s just wanta have fun.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    BONZER!!!!!

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    comixbomix  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t that Natty Bumpo’s Jumbo Bingo Bimbo Dingo???

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    Prof. Mementomori's Solitary Confoundment Sideshow  over 1 year ago

    Jingo lingo, Ringo?

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