Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 12, 2023

“Just cleaning my teeth.”

You should have though.

Don’t the police ever suspect this little green mean guy in the neighborhood? We need a story arc where cops get eaten, one by one.

You’re just about the only one Gary.

Terrible dinner etiquette. You clean your hands with a napkin before leaving the table. He probably used the wrong fork as well.

I didn’t see that one coming, either.

You’re losing it Gary. That would have been my first guess…….

If I owned a store in California, I’d hire a “Leopold”….someone tries to rob the place, never gets seen again…

Gary doesn’t see much coming. The clue train left the station while Gary was licking glazed donut sugar from his fingers.

See, Gary? Leopold is just trying to be a fastidious cannibal….