Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 14, 2023

He can hurt you more than you can hurt him, I guarantee.

Dentists wear masks. Maybe he’ll double up.

Leeks and garlic? Sounds Biblical.

Going to the dentist should not be a contest. … or a duel.

My dentist inhales through his mouth, exhales through his nose while examining my teeth. I wonder if he automatically does that with all his patients.

you ain’t exactly the highlight of his day either the man with soon to have some serious tummy troubles.

When getting your teeth cleaned, if you really want to get your money’s worth, eat at least a half bag of chocolate creme Oreos right before your appointment.

Ouch!

No novocaine for you today, buddy!

Where is is written that it’s a good idea to antagonize someone who is going to be working in your mouth with a power tool?

Sure, annoy the guy who is putting power tools in your mouth. Brilliant plan. /s