Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 01, 2023

Or between two fish patties!

Syrup or catsup?

Now I want some waffles!

Lettuce leaves.

The burger was leading the fast food race …

Until the hotdog mustard up the energy to ketchup, and emerged the clear wiener.

A ate a burger from a 1-armed chef.

He said it was a handburger.

They can’t hurt your weight, Cosmo.

I had a coworker ask “How many burgers does a cow make?”

I look him dead in the eyes and reply, stonefaced

“None. Their hooves can’t form patties.”

Why are Wendy’s burgers healthy?

It’s a square meal.

Julius Caesar was coming out of McDonald’s. Brutus asked him if he liked the burger.

Caesar nodded in the affirmative and then added “ate two, Brutus.”

I was cooking burgers with my friend Nicky when I flipped one up high and hit him with it, just below the chin…

It was a Nick neck patty whack.

What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

wait until the next study, you’ll be told to skip the burger and eat the bun

Ditch the bread but add a couple a bacon strips and some cheese too.

And then you wonder why there is an obesity problem!

Bagel?

As it happens, one of my pet peeves has been that the bread on a burger is often too dxmn thick. But, Cosmo could have a burger with all the fixins sans bread. Just add a fork, and look out. But, as luck would have it, along comes Ball Park Hamburger Buns which are thin and delicious.

Try between 2 large leaves of lettuce???

Or wrapped in a tortilla!

There’s a donut shop in my town that serves a hamburger donut. A glazed donut cut crosswise , with a chocolate donut in the middle. They also make one that looks like a meatball sub, and another that looks like a cheesesteak.

You do know waffles are bread, right? And way worse for you than buns.

Sounds like a winner

Now Cosmo is really waffling.

On a plate w/ fries and Gravy……

A waffle ain’t bread, a waffle ain’t rolls, two waffles waffles about surrounding a burger…

IIRC, there is a chain that sells burgers with a wrapping of lettuce leaf rather than buns. I tried making my own. Very tasty, but drippy.

Put the burger between two breaded fish. Pork rind breading exists. This may not be all that healthy.

Chicken and waffles is good too! Healthier for ya! ;-)

There ya go! Be sure to read between the lines!!

With gravy, isn’t that Salisbury Steak?