Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 19, 2023

He claimed to be a real spud, if you know what I mean!

… We never see eye to eye to eye to eye."

… Or is it eyes to eyes?"

Swallow rooted problems.

Dude… when you asked her if she was a russet, and she said, “Idaho”…

Suggesting you remove the ears, fella.

Po-tah-to, po-tay-to.

Is potato.

And then I came home and found him wearing my parts.

Is that judge Steve Harvey?

Thankfully they have no little tots.

And he is always getting mashed.

She thinks she so cool….I hate it when she peels , dices and slices in the kitchen.

Instead of a real spud he’s a real dud.

I have fries in the freezer. Maybe as part of dinner tonight.

Ah, Mr. Potato Head… the origin of plug and play.

She seems irri-tatered.

Not matter what, the decision will be a-peeled.

Carbdhydrate?

Marital problems? They’ve got a latke.

Change the unibrow part, Bro …!

I believe I know which requirement he lacks. I don’t think they make a plastic snap on part for ….errrrr………. that. Perhaps @common tator can tell us.

She’s enough to give a guy a brain tuber

So the spud isn’t such of a stud anymore .

“I will not tolerate a potato being bad mouthed in my court, madam. Remove your lips this moment”!

Not fulfilling her daily requirements

So he turned out not to be the sweet potato you thought he was when you first met.

Well, if he loses, he can always…a-peel.

(}giggle{)