Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 19, 2023

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    He claimed to be a real spud, if you know what I mean!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    … We never see eye to eye to eye to eye."

    … Or is it eyes to eyes?"

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Swallow rooted problems.

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    Arianne  over 1 year ago

    Dude… when you asked her if she was a russet, and she said, “Idaho”…

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    fencie  over 1 year ago

    Suggesting you remove the ears, fella.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Po-tah-to, po-tay-to.

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    Havel  over 1 year ago

    Is potato.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    And then I came home and found him wearing my parts.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Is that judge Steve Harvey?

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    WDDIM  over 1 year ago

    Thankfully they have no little tots.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And he is always getting mashed.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    She thinks she so cool….I hate it when she peels , dices and slices in the kitchen.

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    Tired  over 1 year ago

    Instead of a real spud he’s a real dud.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I have fries in the freezer. Maybe as part of dinner tonight.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ah, Mr. Potato Head… the origin of plug and play.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 1 year ago

    She seems irri-tatered.

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    WRONGNAME  over 1 year ago

    Not matter what, the decision will be a-peeled.

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    sandflea  over 1 year ago

    Carbdhydrate?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Marital problems? They’ve got a latke.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Change the unibrow part, Bro …!

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    I believe I know which requirement he lacks. I don’t think they make a plastic snap on part for ….errrrr………. that. Perhaps @common tator can tell us.

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    Digital Frog  over 1 year ago

    She’s enough to give a guy a brain tuber

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    Katzi428  over 1 year ago

    So the spud isn’t such of a stud anymore .

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    Lady loves a joke  over 1 year ago

    “I will not tolerate a potato being bad mouthed in my court, madam. Remove your lips this moment”!

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    ehselin1967  about 1 year ago

    Not fulfilling her daily requirements

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    Sue Ellen  about 1 year ago

    So he turned out not to be the sweet potato you thought he was when you first met.

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    tinstar  about 1 year ago

    Well, if he loses, he can always…a-peel.

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    daisypekin01  about 1 year ago

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