He claimed to be a real spud, if you know what I mean!
… We never see eye to eye to eye to eye."
… Or is it eyes to eyes?"
Swallow rooted problems.
Dude… when you asked her if she was a russet, and she said, “Idaho”…
Suggesting you remove the ears, fella.
Po-tah-to, po-tay-to.
Is potato.
And then I came home and found him wearing my parts.
Is that judge Steve Harvey?
Thankfully they have no little tots.
And he is always getting mashed.
She thinks she so cool….I hate it when she peels , dices and slices in the kitchen.
Instead of a real spud he’s a real dud.
I have fries in the freezer. Maybe as part of dinner tonight.
Ah, Mr. Potato Head… the origin of plug and play.
She seems irri-tatered.
Not matter what, the decision will be a-peeled.
Carbdhydrate?
Marital problems? They’ve got a latke.
Change the unibrow part, Bro …!
I believe I know which requirement he lacks. I don’t think they make a plastic snap on part for ….errrrr………. that. Perhaps @common tator can tell us.
She’s enough to give a guy a brain tuber
So the spud isn’t such of a stud anymore .
“I will not tolerate a potato being bad mouthed in my court, madam. Remove your lips this moment”!
Not fulfilling her daily requirements
So he turned out not to be the sweet potato you thought he was when you first met.
Well, if he loses, he can always…a-peel.
(}giggle{)
ekke over 1 year ago
He claimed to be a real spud, if you know what I mean!
Doug K over 1 year ago
… We never see eye to eye to eye to eye."
… Or is it eyes to eyes?"
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Swallow rooted problems.
Arianne over 1 year ago
Dude… when you asked her if she was a russet, and she said, “Idaho”…
fencie over 1 year ago
Suggesting you remove the ears, fella.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Po-tah-to, po-tay-to.
Havel over 1 year ago
Is potato.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
And then I came home and found him wearing my parts.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Is that judge Steve Harvey?
WDDIM over 1 year ago
Thankfully they have no little tots.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
And he is always getting mashed.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
She thinks she so cool….I hate it when she peels , dices and slices in the kitchen.
Tired over 1 year ago
Instead of a real spud he’s a real dud.
ladykat over 1 year ago
I have fries in the freezer. Maybe as part of dinner tonight.
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ah, Mr. Potato Head… the origin of plug and play.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
She seems irri-tatered.
WRONGNAME over 1 year ago
Not matter what, the decision will be a-peeled.
sandflea over 1 year ago
Carbdhydrate?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
Marital problems? They’ve got a latke.
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
Change the unibrow part, Bro …!
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
I believe I know which requirement he lacks. I don’t think they make a plastic snap on part for ….errrrr………. that. Perhaps @common tator can tell us.
Digital Frog over 1 year ago
She’s enough to give a guy a brain tuber
Katzi428 over 1 year ago
So the spud isn’t such of a stud anymore .
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
“I will not tolerate a potato being bad mouthed in my court, madam. Remove your lips this moment”!
ehselin1967 about 1 year ago
Not fulfilling her daily requirements
Sue Ellen about 1 year ago
So he turned out not to be the sweet potato you thought he was when you first met.
tinstar about 1 year ago
Well, if he loses, he can always…a-peel.
daisypekin01 about 1 year ago
(}giggle{)