Herman by Jim Unger for August 30, 2023

Lousy kryptonite

He would have been alright if he was also wearing the cape.

I know I saw Wile E. Coyote try a similar move once.

Been there, done that. Only not quite that bad.

And he’s a roofer.

Gravity sucks sometimes. Stupidity ALWAYS sucks.

“Didn’t fall. Flew down. Hard landing."

Warning: this suit will not enable you to fly. Only Superman can fly. That warning was on the Superman costumes in the 60’s

Alcohol was probably involved.

The kryptonite caused his fall.

Where did he find a phone booth to change into it?

Sure, rub it in. Can’t hurt worse than I feel already.

Second childhood?

"S"tupid…

Didn’t work that well, did it?

That’s his STUPID shirt…

“Did you find my glasses?”

No I wasn’t…who said that?

Fell??

Fell?

I used to ask people, “You know what Superman’s got that I don’t have?”

Ad they would say, “What??”

I said, “Red boots.”

A friend fell off his roof into hedge. No major injuries, but looked like he had gone a couple of rounds with a weedeater and lost.

S for Superman? or Stupid??

When you’re on the roof, don’t fiddle around.

Should’ve had a Red Bull.

He did it all wrong. He hit the ground with his face. When you throw yourself at the ground, you are supposed to miss. That is the first thing you should learn about flying.

Now he’s sure that he is not…..

s for splat

Not a super idea.

They must have washed it.